Cats are manipulative, aloof and rule their household, and only sits on laps when it chooses…..dogs, on the other hand, are companions unconditionally, and always glad to see you when you come through the door.
I looked back at him for a moment, and then responded.
“I’m sorry, sir. But that information is on a need to know basis. There is no reason to believe that you need to know whether or not I am an idiot. I would suggest, for your own safety, that you merely assume I am, and maintain a safe distance.”
After seeing so many cat videos and Cute Cat photos over on that social networking site, I must conclude that the kitty-of-the-day here is correct. —On average, humans are dumber than dogs….
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
You silly putty cat.
Steve Bartholomew almost 3 years ago
Bast, goddess of cats.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hey! I resemble that remark!
But. I can open the can of catmip, and you can’t, so be nice to your slave…
Bill Thompson almost 3 years ago
Maggie! Funny seeing you here!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Rock, Rock, Rock, till you drop.
Sharing the stage.
Puss and Boots.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yes. Yes i am.
El-Kabong almost 3 years ago
I’m standing in the toilet rubbing saliva all over my bod as I up-swallow 700 chewed fingernails.
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
Accurate depiction of cats
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Who do you think are flying those UAPs?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…there once was a fable of a slow but happy young man…
…while terrible things happened around him…
…he always saw the bright side & remained optimistic…
…of course, the people looked down at him…
…but I wunder whom was better off…
…for if all is vanity…
…and we all meet the same ruin…
…I think he was better off than this cat made of wood…
…but here I am judging just like the cat…
…I, too, find pleasure and comfort from the pithy snide rejoinder…
… carpe diem…
…like Mz. Burritt …
…make lemonade out of the frozen concentrated juice…
… Frog Applause…
… better than a coconut flavoured Lime-A-Rita…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Humans are trainable, so long as it isn’t too difficult a task.
charles9156 almost 3 years ago
cats says as it escapes the frame ;+)
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
@katina.cooper has been warning us for years.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Manipulative little shyster.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Catbert was mummified by some human.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Cats are manipulative, aloof and rule their household, and only sits on laps when it chooses…..dogs, on the other hand, are companions unconditionally, and always glad to see you when you come through the door.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Hello Kitty … check out my new laser pointer …!
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Everybody wants to rule the world.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I looked back at him for a moment, and then responded.
“I’m sorry, sir. But that information is on a need to know basis. There is no reason to believe that you need to know whether or not I am an idiot. I would suggest, for your own safety, that you merely assume I am, and maintain a safe distance.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The split-down-the-middle tortie seems to be more common than expected.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
After seeing so many cat videos and Cute Cat photos over on that social networking site, I must conclude that the kitty-of-the-day here is correct. —On average, humans are dumber than dogs….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…this is exactly why I hope we never make a cat translator machine…
…of course, I am either hearing Scarlett Johansson, Orson Wells or Bob Denver as the voice…
…great…
…just what we need…
…another cartoon cat…
…I name this cat: Pontiac…
…in Froglandia cats are worshiped on milk cartons…
…and tennis racket strings…
…old Yoda saying…
…hit thumb with hammer you say me ow…
…OK….that might need some work…
…new keep Froglandia clean spokesman, Pontiac, says…
…pick up after yourself…
..do not litter…
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
.
Major-General’s Song
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
MEOW
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Some self-important felines can’t take the hint and am-scray! It’s Day 2, you know….