Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 22, 2021

Whatever it takes to get the job done.

Por que??? POR QUE???

:-(

But he didn’t give a link…!

So, we’ll search for the missing link.

Our cultural highwater mark.

Cats save the day!

I was assuming it was the award given to Slartibartfast for his incredible design of the “crinkly bits” fjords in Norway!

Okay, the sign covers up Britain, but given their sports hooligans there are a lot of people who might see that as a good thing.

I would have gone for the creator of the Twinkie.

No wonder ancient aliens worshipped them as gods.

ON JULY 4, 1776, ON THIS SPOT…

NOTHING HAPPENED.

Some people would say that would be the perfect reason to blow the dang place up.

We’re the only planet we know of with chocolate and coffee. Do “they” know this?

Well, it beats declaring mosquitoes an endangered species…

“I can haz meme?”

(^•ᴥ•^)

….and tik tok

Cats have amusement value.

Why does everyone seem to have such a low opinion of themselves?

Ah, hit ‘em in their soft spot. They can’t resist the kittie videos.

Wait, get the wrecking ball back !!!!

Too bad. It probably would’ve been a nice Cinnabon.

Now you’re going to have to file papers with the galactic government before making any changes to the planet.

You mean other planets have cats too?

Nothing about mosquitoes being an endangered species? …Eh, different operative.

Trouble is many see that as a truly great achievement