Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2021

As The Bard didn’t say, “Coffee by any other name would cost twice as much.”

Is that Starsucks?

Well, latte da!

“Can I have a cup of joe mama? Oh ok i’ll leave now.”

You can call it “a coop of ^$% that is &$(&*&# my ^#% !#$+!” if you want, but if I don’t have one in my hands in two minutes, I am out the door.

Must be a StarDOLLARS!

“No Coffee for you!”

*$ whose main business is selling milkshakes caffeinated or not.

When in France’s airport, A very small cup cost about $6.00.

I think I’ll runneth over across the street.

I’m glad that I am a tea drinker. All I need is some hot water and I am good.

“And he gave unto us a cup of Yosef, that we may rise in the morn.”

- Hebrews 24:7

Hate those places where they expect you to use their vocabulary to order a drink, as though there are no other coffee shops in the world.

He’s not familiar with lickety-split.

How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?

So glad I’m not addicted to that vile stuff.

CaFfEiNe …! works for me ….

I’ll bet they charge more, too!

More like Snotty Klatch…

Free Coffee. All you pay for is shipping, processing, handling, and applicable taxes.

if you feel offended because I ask for plain coffee, then make it shaken, not stirred, upside down three times in a lap year under a full moon, and while you are at it do this little dance with the blood of a virgin goat. But make sure the blood is gluten free

Wait! Do I also need my coat of many colors?

Hey Josef !! Quit yer Stalin and hurry up with that coffee !!

Hate those places where they expect you to use their vocabulary to order a drink, as though there are no other coffee shops in the world.