Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 10, 2021

I see by your outfit that you are a spaceman / You see by my outfit that I’m a space man, too / We see by your outfit that you are no spaceman / For you have no helmet and you’re turning blue.

Ever since the movie “The Mask”, it was clear that those things are dangerous.

Uh, put the mask back on.

Mask, helmet . . . close enough.

Dark Helmet did it better.

I agree with Ralph.

Guess he/she will have to start doing hair and make-up again.

All the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty back together. But then, he chose the dark side, and the rest is history.

Save the mask. You don’t need it now, but you might need it Vader.

Darth Vader and his wife Ella.

I’m not sure…. is that Jim Jordan or Ted Cruz?

He’s morphed into an egghead.

Does he still do “The Voice”?

The Final Frontier … until the next one …!

But, you do sound exactly like James Earl Jones SCUBA diving.

Mr. Potato Head, I am you father.

Some seem to be promoting mask-wearing indefinitely (forever?) -

… “Join the Dark Side.” ?

It’s Billy Joel playing the harmonica.