“I tried to throw it out, but the trash collectors threw it back and told me they can’t take it. Then I tried to hide it in our compost pile but the next morning it was laying outside the pile like the compost heap itself rejected it. At that point I put it back in the fridge until I could think of another plan…so yes, go ahead and eat it!”
She’s waiting for it to achieve sentience, at which time she’ll divorce you, take half of your sh…tuff, marry the pork chop, and move to Bal Harbour until the money runs out.
But to answer your question, “No, no special plans…”
allen@home almost 3 years ago
That’s a pork chop. Okay if you say so.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
No. Go ahead and eat it if you want.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That pork chop seems complete with bristles.
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
Bury it in the back yard?
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“I tried to throw it out, but the trash collectors threw it back and told me they can’t take it. Then I tried to hide it in our compost pile but the next morning it was laying outside the pile like the compost heap itself rejected it. At that point I put it back in the fridge until I could think of another plan…so yes, go ahead and eat it!”
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Save it! Someone will use it in something!
h.v.greenman almost 3 years ago
Flashback to the days when George Carlin was funny, and his “Icebox Man” routine
M2MM almost 3 years ago
Eeeeeewwww! :P
HarryLime Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s a science project.
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
That depends on what you mean by “special”.
dflak almost 3 years ago
The vultures passed it by and even the maggots are gagging on it.
donwalter almost 3 years ago
…Saving it for a special occasion…
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
It has self-garnished. Just microwave for a couple of days and enjoy.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She’s waiting for it to achieve sentience, at which time she’ll divorce you, take half of your sh…tuff, marry the pork chop, and move to Bal Harbour until the money runs out.
But to answer your question, “No, no special plans…”
rshive almost 3 years ago
If you do, better do them quickly.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Donating it to the local high-school biology class.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Yeah, either your supper tomorrow night or the dogs dinner…
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Make penicillin.
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Eat it, it sure looks like it should provide all your nutritional needs.
jessie d. Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It looks like road detritus. Call in the buzzards. But then men when they are hungry are a giant vacuum prowling for anything edible.
Walter Parmantie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Now you have pork chops and mushrooms.
NWdryad almost 3 years ago
Yes dear. Poisoning you.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 3 years ago
No go ahead and eat it. Maybe you’ll get sick and croak
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you’re going to eat that, wait till you are in the hospital parking lot.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Laboratory analysis?