Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 30, 2021

He shouldn’t be needing blankets anytime soon.

Wow, he really IS burning up.

Wait until he gets the chills.

Looks like he slept with his Dragon.

Light (in this case) means Lit on Fire

Take it as a compliment Blanche, it’s burning love….

Enlightening.

He must have told a real “whopper” of a lie to get that fire. (Since he doesn’t wear pants. The Wiz “cloak” catches fire instead.)

Wonder how it’ll be when he has a cold

Oh. For a moment I thoughts you was having hot flashes.

The new “This is fine” meme?

Watch out Wiz. It looks like your housewife is suffering through the Burning Bed Syndrome.

Would a fire extinguisher by the bed help any?

The Wiz needs a little midnight oil…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

Blanch should never have let him listen to those old Peggy Lee records

He must be good. Today he was on fire!

What happens on Saturday night?

Must have just gotten his 2nd Moderna shot.

Wow. When the wizard says he’s burning up, he means it. No foolin"!

Why, he’s BURNING UP!

Light fever? Hello, Nurse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8E4XoAeVdw

Now she will set him on fire.

Yes, but his chills are great for those hot summer days.

Kind of like when a woman has hot flashes!

Hate to see a high fever. Call the fire brigade.

Maybe that should be a “lighter” fever …

Cue Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on fire”! :D

Happens every night when CNN anchors forget to take off their pants before lying down…

thats a fire fever @