If you can’t go more than 1 minute without annoying or offending your date, she will probably not end up as your mate. However, that does not preclude mating a bit just to be sure.
Steggie was a family favorite since my eldest was three! He amazed his paternal grandfather, a retired Army full colonel at the Smithsonian when he was four, and saw the Stegosaurus display. Leaping up and down, he yelled, “Steggie, grandpa, look it’s Steggie, Stegosaurus, my FAVORITE DINOSAUR! Look, …” My father-in-law looked at my husband and mouthed, “What the f*** is a Stegosaurus?” Alex had just passed his fourth birthday, and we had just returned to the east coast after 26 months in Monterey, California. He is now a field biologist with US Fish and Wildlife
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
oh, first stegosaurus, you didn’t…
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Dino party foul!
catmom1360 almost 3 years ago
I like to eat some types of apples, but I can’t stand apple juice.
Algolei I almost 3 years ago
He stirred it with his thagomizer? How rude!
(Thank you, Gary Larson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer )
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Stir it up Little darlin’, stir it up…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Where has his tail been? (Did he wash it before he came to the table?)
dwane.scoty1 almost 3 years ago
“What’s the big deal? It’s only been on the ground since my shower!”
fszakaly almost 3 years ago
I always stir my drink with my “thagomizer”. For Far Side fans.
bookworm0812 almost 3 years ago
I only like natural apple juice. The kind that looks more like cider instead of pee.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you can’t go more than 1 minute without annoying or offending your date, she will probably not end up as your mate. However, that does not preclude mating a bit just to be sure.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Why not. It’s how he carries the donuts. (You aren’t supposed to lick it clean at the table).
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m enjoying Dinosaur Cafe. Just don’t overuse “and then they were all killed by a meteor“ as punchlines.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ll call you. (After the fall)
DukeDiamond almost 3 years ago
Dealbreaker!
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
Hmmm.. They’d be stegosauruses is they had that feature that serves as a shield for their necks and shoulders. But oddly, they DON’T.
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
If you don’t have to shake the bottle, its not real fruit juice.
ROY PICKETT almost 3 years ago
i prefer my apple juice fermented, as in hard cider…
Snoots almost 3 years ago
Did B.C. suddenly take over this strip? ; )
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Miss Manners is spinning in her grave. Oh, wait. She hasn’t been born yet! :)
LrdSlvrhnd almost 3 years ago
Apples are great. Apple juice is not. Same with tomatoes.
PaulKmecak almost 3 years ago
What’s the problem? Spoons won’t be invented for millions of years.
JenSolo02 almost 3 years ago
Fruit trees hadn’t evolved yet during the Cretaceous period.
JenSolo02 almost 3 years ago
Steggie was a family favorite since my eldest was three! He amazed his paternal grandfather, a retired Army full colonel at the Smithsonian when he was four, and saw the Stegosaurus display. Leaping up and down, he yelled, “Steggie, grandpa, look it’s Steggie, Stegosaurus, my FAVORITE DINOSAUR! Look, …” My father-in-law looked at my husband and mouthed, “What the f*** is a Stegosaurus?” Alex had just passed his fourth birthday, and we had just returned to the east coast after 26 months in Monterey, California. He is now a field biologist with US Fish and Wildlife