I think it was someone wise (and probably a life long bachelor) that said ’It’s better to have loved then lost than to be married to a psycho all your life." ;D
I thought you were supposed to toss the bouquet, not weaponize it!!!!! I have been to a wedding where it was obvious the minister was trying to talk them out of it. Then she started b1tching at the groom for having trouble putting on the ring. It did not end well.
Stay safe Little Alien Dude. This is a crazy planet. :)
allen@home about 3 years ago
Deranged marriage with a deranged bride.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Can’t argue with that. He clearly is a maroon.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Should have signed a pre-not-your-target agreement… as they say in Mexico, “Sal Si Puedes”
Baarorso about 3 years ago
I think it was someone wise (and probably a life long bachelor) that said ’It’s better to have loved then lost than to be married to a psycho all your life." ;D
Farside99 about 3 years ago
Oooooh!! Hit me! Hit me again!!!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t argue with the lady! Sign the annulment papers immediately!
macky87 about 3 years ago
So.. just another normal marriage?
Doug K about 3 years ago
It could become a Rearranged Marriage – the bride may rearrange some things in the head of the groom.
The groom may be thinking, “You’re right.” or “I know you are. But what am I?” or “I know I am and so are you.”
basspro about 3 years ago
Wow that didn’t take long, my wife at least waited until we got into to bed then she started laughing like hell, from here I’ll let you guess at what.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Either way, it’s wrong! LOL
zerotvus about 3 years ago
“all women are crazy, it’s to what degree” W.C Fields….
bobpeters61 about 3 years ago
I think I’ve dated her before.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, I’m thinking the local constabulary will get to know these two real well.
jango about 3 years ago
The fun has just begun!
geese28 about 3 years ago
Got those divorce papers ready?
cor_en_fa about 3 years ago
I bet she has no idea what derange is. Nor devacuum cleaner.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Home, home on derange …
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 3 years ago
I never knew what happiness was until I got married.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
There’s a difference?
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
What a catch she is. Now you know why she was married three times before.
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
1. Engagement ring.
2. Wedding ring.
3. Suffering.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Not off to a really good start…..
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
I think you’re safe over there, Bleeb.
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
I thought you were supposed to toss the bouquet, not weaponize it!!!!! I have been to a wedding where it was obvious the minister was trying to talk them out of it. Then she started b1tching at the groom for having trouble putting on the ring. It did not end well.
Stay safe Little Alien Dude. This is a crazy planet. :)
scpandich about 3 years ago
Oh, good: Bleeb got away from Dalcon.
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
Do it to me one more time.
ekke about 3 years ago
Don’t brides usually wait a week or so?
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
She should have known that going in, since he married her.
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
can he ask for DO-OVER!
jbduncan about 3 years ago
She got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout……