Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 30, 2021

The great thing about that costume is that if Cliff gets a mustard stain on his shirt, nobody will notice.

Why bother, Pam? Only a lawyer can understand it, and they are all take-it-or-leave it. If you don’t like even one paragraph, one sentence, one adjective clause, or even one comma, your only option is to not download the program.

Could be agreeing to let them sell your personal information?

That’s like saying if you get into a cage with a hungry tiger, you could be eaten.

Frankly, I never sausage a costume before.

It looks like he has to wear some Soft Wear.

Cue the old Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle. “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. That is what I’d truly like to be. Cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me.”

Scott McNealy had it pretty right in 2000 I think.

In related privacy news:

https://twitter.com/DynamicWebPaige/status/1376271983479042053

Eh? I don’t gets it.

A word of advice of Cliff: Avoid Karnor at all costs in that costume

Cliff is putting on the dog!

It does not matter. Software License Agreements are written in Technological Legalese, encoded with subliminal deception language that no human can decipher. Do or Do not, you are still Doomed.

That’s why since Cliff updated the R U Sirius guidance system they can’t go anywhere without first stopping at WalMart.

Since clicking on the Hebrew National website, Cliff answers to a Higher Authority. :)

“A mighty hot dog is our lord.” (Firesign Theatre)

Cliff just proves the old saying, “you are what you eat”.

Whoa! that’s hot, Dawg!

Alright-that’s enough, Boyz.

There was one company who put into their fine print a clause about selling your soul to the devil. Just as a joke, you know. I think.

It seems to me that we could pass laws standardizing the agreements for software, making them both uniform and tacit. The whole charade could be done away with. I mean, you don’t sign a unique 10-page agreement with the new electric utility when you move, do you? But nooooo, that would give Congress something to do that would actually be beneficial to citizens.

Rumors that the New Facebook EULA gives them the right to “Borrow” one of your kidneys are Probably not true.

A lobe from your Liver is much more valuable.

When Dilbert did that he became Bill Gates’ towel boy. That was many years ago.

Dilbert once opened software without reading the EULA only to find that he now was Bill Gates laundryman…

The best part is he can’t sue anyone because he agreed to binding arbitration in the case of any dispute, and guess who hires the arbitrators?