Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2021

Why not wish you were out of there instead?

Bung: I wish the liquid in this well is gin.

Maybe he needs glasses – it appears he doesn’t see that well.

It’s the final countdown (to spring)!

WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 10a (written with Spook’s perspective)

Before I went to jail, I had a lot of adventures. When I was a child, my father owned a big house. He was a baron. Until he lost half of his property in game of cards. He had a big fight with my mother. Later, they got divorced. I was an only child and I didn’t know who would I like to raise me. Finally I moved out with mom to grandparents’ house. Of course, I was visiting dad too. Those years of childhood were tough. I became 13, when my mother passed away. I had to live with dad. He hadn’t got a big house amymore. It was a small, but cozy hut. When dad was home from work, we were spending time together. It helped forgetting me about painful past. Not only dad helped me get through those days. Later, I met a girl named Lucy. We fell in love and years later we got married.

Part 10b in replies

I guess he doesn’t need any health insurance if he is going to stay well.

Inspiration for an episode of “Lassie”?

If bung fell in the well, wouldn’t that be called a bunghole then? So what should he do? Put a cork in it.

“I wish I could trade places so you can know what it feels like right now!"

Wish granted – get your own ladder.

Rod isn’t exactly drowning in sympathy!

Does Bung want the ladder or not?

“Keep hydrated, drink the water!” Bung’s anathema ;-)

Now if only the water in there was “adult juice” for Bung….

Wish granted oh unknown specter of the deep deep well. …bye now.

Bung is fine. A least until it rains.

Imagine Wiley from B.C. down there…..

Then there is the old joke about “throw me a rope” and the entire rope gets thrown in…

Wish the well was full of gin

Good thing he has a short name…

Thank your lucky stars it wasn’t a latrine!

lol

Interesting? But not Funny!

I wish you were down here instead of me

Tell Lassie that Timmy is in the well with Bung.

I wish I had a sack for all these coins down here.

Is Bung really Duke George Plantagenet of Clarence? Will he die with a smile on his face?

Why don’t you want to know the guy who is going to rescue you?