Close to Home by John McPherson for March 09, 2021

Second chance for both of you on the way.

Crashendo??

Time for the crescendo! Something tells me Dalcon had something to do with this.

Bleeb just wonders if this is what music is.

To quote Curly from City Slickers….The day ain’t over yet

Stay there where it’s safe, Bleeb.

Someone’s music is about to make an unexpected impression though l confess l am missing the point of the joke, unless it “air band”…

Here comes the rest of the orchestra.

The rehearsal must not be going well.

Naah…too Jewish.

Mom got tired of having a living room full of unemployed musicians practicing during Wheel of Fortune.

That was just a cymbal of what was to come. :/

I’m thinking of an alternate version to American Pie – “the day the music killed”.

The piano couldn’t do it alone. It needed band aid.

Instruments of mass concussion!

That guys about to get a percussion.

He better watch his brass

This is going to end on a sour note.

Still bad news no matter how you spinet.

Wow, if that don’t beat the band.

Which will be the instrument of his destruction?

“And the band (didn’t) play on”.

Well wouldn’t have to go far for a funeral band

Okay, when it’s your time, it’s your time. Even if God has to throw a whole band at you. Those ivory keys are your way into the pearly gates.

Band in Boston.

Stay tuned for our next smash hit.

That was only the first Stan..Za

That was only the first Stan..Za

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PS: I’ll bet his last fortune cookie said: “There’s a place for you in the Orchestra!”シ

Piano or xylophone – I’ll take my chances with the latter.

I’m guessing the pianist got into a fight with the keyboard player.

The quality of their music has fallen off.

Incoming!

Where did the piano out of the window first come from?

“It breaks my heart to see those stars

Smashing perfectly good guitars.

I don’t know who they think they are,

Smashing a perfectly good guitar!"

—John Hiatt

Looks like the bands breaking up.

I think the whole thing was orchestrated by Dalcon! Stay safe Little Alien Dude! Good thing Bleeb isn’t a music lover. :)

What is a band without cymbals? Cymbals are grand.

Now comes the whole she-band.

This is taking the falling piano clique to the next level.

Now you’re going to be, dead meat stew….

Must be Jeremy’s band. (Zits)

Must be near the Susquehanna Hat Company.

Someone tell the musician upstairs that there are more efficient ways to move.