Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 20, 2021

Terrific drawing, from the olives to the little plastic sword.

Fight Club was the stupidest movie EVER!

This is so loaded with so much corn (corned beef and cabbage that is). Now we know why “Fight Club” wasn’t talked about ! ;D

He can ham it up all he wants with that plastic sword, everyone he can’t cut the mustard with it.

Be careful. Be very alert. There’s a report of a sub in the area.

Quick, pull out the pickle spear.

Dunno about fight club sandwich but that chili dog I ate a few hours ago has really been talkin’ back to me.

Beware of the $9 footlong.

FOOD FIGHT …!

Food fight!

What a ham-fisted fight. I wish the other sandwich had a foot in it, otherwise it would be able to give its opponent “the boot.”

Wonder if this could be used in a Jeopardy! “Before and After” category.

I love the olive eyes.

Ok, I have enough bread to bet on either one.

I think I’ll pass on the finger sandwiches too.