Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2021

Why couldn’t the snake charmer charm his snake?

It was reptile dysfunction.

Maybe she could sneak up on them if she wore moccasins…

Why can’t snakes multiply?

Because they’re adders.

What do you call a snake that is 3.14159 feet long?

A PI-thon.

She should get a Cleopatra hair cut.

Oh BOA, is THIS forum turning into a punfest.;-D

I find snakes kinda charming..If I find them first! Wish they wouldn’t stare at me like that! Like maybe they’re measuring me!

hope nobody casts aspersions about her aspirations…

If she can handle it then I hope she won’t BOAst about it

She drives a Viper.

Oy

It was just something she had rattle around in her brain for a while now. Now that she is unemployed she can follow her dream. At least she still has COBRA.

♬ Take me in tender woman," sighed the snake ♪♩

Al Wilson – The Snake

She doesn’t have the pipes for it.

I think it’s an asp-irrational purchase.

Careful, the homework really bites.

But that may come back to bite you.

Rim shot.

I hope she’s not easily rattled.

Does she play an instrument or will she be charming choral snakes?

Boo HISS

kind of slithered into that one, didn’t we?