Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 05, 2021

They are clearly better than the YouTube tutorials I’ve been subjected to lately. I can tell because she isn’t bald. I’ve had some real winners.

They rank up there with DIY eye surgery…

tina secretly wanted to join the b-52s…

Yes, I remember those wonderful pre-Youtube tutorial days … Tina always liked my personal touch … especially while waiting on her hair to dry.

You should try keeping a straight face when watching DOD tutorials, (made in the 1940s and 1950s), on personal hygiene and safe sex.

Maybe she should reconsider that funhouse mirror purchase.

The eyebrow stylist was an even lousier hack.

I see she found use for that leaf blower she bought on E bay.

Fly like the wind….OY!

Looks like a Vulcan passed out drunk and woke up in the grooming section of Pet Smart.

So this is what a Moon Maid looked like 6 years prior to the introduction of the Dick Tracy version. This one looks more nearly like Zsa Zsa Gabor in “Queen of Outer Space” (which also dates from 1958, so perhaps it’s not a coincidence).

So this is what Sally Brown looks like as an adult.

I’m okay with her style; that front piece will make a good handhold.

Gratefully, pandemic lockdown was lifted and the salon reopened

However, MILF Thrifty Tina found her hair, for some reason, attracted younger men.

Looks like she used a Flowbee.

Wow! Two of the best artists in Kirby and Williamson, keep it up

However, the style combined with the earrings allowed her to tune in 50+ more radio stations…

so Mr. Kirby couldn’t draw a fancy hairdo? lucky for us Hulk hair easy to draw

Men with receding hairline comb over. Women with receding hairline comb up.

Thrifty Tina what have you done

You made a fool of everyone

You made a fool of everyone

Thrifty Tina what have you done

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Thrifty Tina you broke the rules

You layed it down for all to see

You layed it down for all to see

Thrifty Tina oooh you broke the rules

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One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover

She came along to turn on everyone

Thrifty Tina the greatest of them all

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Thrifty Tina how did you know

The world was waiting just for you

The world was waiting just for you

Thrifty Tina oooh how did you know

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Thrifty Tina you’ll get yours yet

However big you think you are

However big you think you are

Thrifty Tina oooh you’ll get yours yet

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We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table

Just a smile would lighten everything

Thrifty Tina she’s the latest and the greatest of them all

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She made a fool of everyone

Thrifty Tina

However big you think you are

Thrifty Tina