Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 10, 2021

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    eolan59  about 3 years ago

    Ahh my neighbors

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Don’t cha gots a worm to catch?

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    Vilyehm  about 3 years ago

    So….

    Just give her something to chirp about tonight.

    (And ask her if she is into reverse pecking order.)

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I don’t think he’ll be asked back.

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    franksmin  about 3 years ago

    Australia here. Try sleeping though kookaburra laughter at 4:00am.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPPVFJuj7E

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    Farside99  about 3 years ago

    Glad my second wife isn’t like this. (just kidding)

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    KenseidenXL  about 3 years ago

    Don’t they all do that?

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    KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I have that happen a lot in the summertime here early in the morning with robins. At least one will do the non stop chirping routinein a tree outside my bedroom window that always wakes me up. So I get out of bed and go outside to confront the little varmintwith a lit firecracker and toss it up in the tree. The bird will fly off and not come back. Revenge was served & I get back in bed again.

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    Really? That’s weird. I like to chirp incessantly between the hours of 8:00 and midnight. I guess it would be kind of hard getting up early when I am up chirping until midnight, huh.

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    ACK! Premium Member about 3 years ago

    On the other wing, she was a really chirp date.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    “Take a Hike.” (or, at least, when you get up, “fly to the next block before you start chirping.”)

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    aerilim  about 3 years ago

    He’s lucky she’s not a Nightindale…

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    donwalter  about 3 years ago

    …first date?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    Alarm bells began to wing.

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    rhpii  about 3 years ago

    In college our backyard was bordered by the Iowa River. The ducks started in about 4:30 AM which is very early considering the bars closed at 2 AM.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Love sitting outside in the morn with a cup of tea and listening to that ‘incessant’ chirping. Just another reason that I hate winter.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’s using Twitter.

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    mountainclimber  about 3 years ago

    The cats get up regularly at 5:30 and cry for their breakfast. Clever cats, but they didn’t know about the end of daylight saving time.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I am so thankful my mom finally got rid of her cocktiels, they were inducing my migraines and the days I was able to sleep in, those dang birds woke me up with their ongoing screeching in the morning, I know exactly how this bird feels

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    sobrown51  about 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t those two be “birds of a feather”?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 3 years ago

    “She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.”

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The campers’ alarm: Olive-sided Flycatchers are vocal in spring and early summer, so listen for the abrupt quick, three beers! song of the male as well as for quick, distinctive pip-pip-pip call notes

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago

    So much for the bluebird of happiness.

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      about 3 years ago

    I definitely would mind that.

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    I had a girlfriend who would get up at 5:00 am every morning ,rain or shine, and run a mile. The great thing, the really marvellous thing was that she never, ever asked me to go along. :)

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    Lightpainter Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Blue jay’s song is extremely irritating; not a song as much as an annoying squawk.

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    CTew Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mark P might be a birdwatcher, as it’s the big-eyed birds that are first to start singing in the morning and last to stop in the evening. When we took a summer vacation in northern Germany, the verdammte Vögel started singing before 4:00 and didn’t stop until after 22:00.

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    FrostbiteFalls  almost 2 years ago

    Obviously one of those godawful obnoxious house sparrows (an invasive species in the U.S., BTW). They will chirp, chirp, chirp incessantly, as if they’re in their own version of the movie “Speed”; they’re afraid that if they stop for so much as a second, they’ll explode.

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