Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 10, 2021

Well, is that sad face for this guy or sad face for Dr. Mel because this guy’s going to be alright?

You probably got spleen cancer and need it replaced.

Icon understand how you must feel.

It could have been worse. It could have been a skull and crossbones emoji….if one actually exists.

Oh, no! Now your phones got it too!

Tears or no tears? Sad face with tears, now that’s a sign of a bad diagnosis.

Could be worse. He could have linked to goatse.cx…

If the hold time is anything like the waiting room, no thanks!!

Well, considering the problem you’ve been having with your eggplant emoji, that’s hardly surprising.

Followed by five bag of money emojis to signify the cost of treatment.

I just hope his phone doesn’t get a virus from a visit to Dr. Mel’s on-line waiting room.

Wouldn’t let me post something nearly as good as skull and crossbo es :>(

I could imagine my doctor wants me to eat good so he would send me a cake emoji lol

And the magazines in his office Kindle library are all at least 2 years old!

At least he can’t stick his gloved finger where it doesn’t belong.

wait till he tells you to turn around

☠️ this thing? Where is the yellow triangle that used to go behind it?

Might want to get that checked. One of my friends almost died of Sad-Face Emoji.

I think Dr. Mel is the guy George Carlin was talking about when he observed that somewhere there is a person who is the worst doctor in the world. (This presumes that Dr. Mel is a medical doctor — I thought he was a member of the Mad Scientists Union.)

Just checked – if green not yellow sad face it is a pre-barf sick emoji.