Herman by Jim Unger for February 02, 2021

Wouldn’t be much of a zoo if they didn’t.

Check in the mirrors.

When you deal with the public, you gotta realize there’s always gonna be something else.

It’s a Shitzu. Well, at least one of the dogs is, surely?

No, they only have exotic animals in that zoo. /s

They’re running the zoo!

I was never a fan of monkeys!

Where are the worms, I want to see the worms.

That’s the monkeys, flying away in the distance.

The Monkees caught the last train to Clarksdale…

They do have a stripeless zebra.

It’s a small Petting Zoo.

Local zoo only has one dog (a la the old non-PC Polish joke).

It’s a shih tzu.

“Can you direct me to the dinosaur exhibit, please?”

Monos.

It’s a shih tzu!

One of those signs should have said, “Bugs”. Not a specific species or flavor, just “Bugs”.

Want to see primates? Get a mirror.

Want to see monkeys?, D.C is the place to go…

Looks like he’s talking to an ape

I saw Vampire Bats at the Cincinnati zoo decades ago. They were SERIOUSLY creepy and scary. They look like demons from hell.

You’re looking at him.