Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 22, 2021

Poris Jutman Is he related to Vladimir Putin?

Sawn Daavedra

Is the goat Lincoln a bipartisan mayor?

May the Lord be with you.

Does it count as a dedication if the mayor EATS the ribbon??

Does the duck-potato remind you of the classmate of Alice Otterloop in Cul de Sac?

An honorary mayor with a salary of $250,000 a year.

Imagine if someone had made tulip bulb liquor back in the time of tulip fever

I’ll bet goat still a lot better than some other mayors.

Contains “just as many tulip bulbs” as what?!? Are they saying 350 tulip bulbs? If so, not especially clearly!

I thought tulips were poisonous? I know there has been cases where people have been poisoned because they mixed the bulbs up with onions.

Exactly?…Exactly?

One drink and you tiptoe. (Tipple toe?)

Having the mayor over for dinner now takes on a whole new meaning!! Mint sauce?

i once harvested a potato that looks like a rear end. not joking.

Well my two lips are even more intoxicating.

Take care, may Flagstaff clock tester Irving Schwartzord be with you, and gesundheit.

I’d guess the advertising campaign would be something like ’Press your two lips to a Tulip Vodka" to the Jim Reeves tune:

’Put your two lips a little closer to the phone

Let’s pretend that we’re together all alone.

I’ll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low.

And you can tell your friend there with you, he’ll have to go."

Turns out it was a duck, disguised during hunting season.

The ‘Honorary’ mayor claimed election fraud, demanded a recount, refused to leave office and declared martial law. Cadets from West Point were called in as they know how to deal with goats.

If the world is indeed as stupid as I’ve been reading lately, that sweet potato duck can be sold on ebay for thousands of dollars.

Why waste $350 when I can go to Wal-Mart and buy a bottle of Dandelion vodka for $35!

That goat looks a little like Bernie Sanders. He’s double dipping.

“Well,that gets my goat.” (he said sheepishly)

Sweet potato like a duck?? That is very interesting. Oh, and a reference to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, there, with the goat mayor.

A goat for mayor. That’s better than a horse for a Roman Consul. (Caligula, awarding his horse Incitatus the consulship, 30something C.E.)

Well, the disguise didn’t do the sweet potato any good…

Does the honorary mayor have a council called the Goat Herd?

i have a duck that looks like a sweet potato

I’m not a drinker but if I was, I sure wouldn’t drink that vodka.