Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 17, 2021

Tao-wow!

The truth will come out in the end (from the end?).

He’s named after a big turtle?

Oh, there was homework. The real question is, “Did he even attempt the assignment?”

Ralph’s got the best and last pun.

Your philosophy homework is a pile of crap, literally.

How these dogs manage to do that nowadays…when every homework is done on the computer!

Philosophy: the art of saying something ambiguous and making it seem profound.

Well, the truth will come out in the end.

Woof I say, woof!

He’ll download it in a few hours if he’ll just wait.

As I start my taxes, I remember that someday I want to get black and white Scottish terriers, and name them LIFO and FIFO.

Remember Fred, anger leads to suffering….in the form of a doo-doo in your slippers.

If philosophy homework was eaten by a dog, does it rate an ‘F’?

Scat, Ralph.

BOWSER history?? If I could cross the border I’d give you a five minute major, Dave!

Dog Kant answer that, Fred.

Philosophy is for people scared of religion. Who can’t afford good beer.

Never buy an Ontological Retriever.

It was all a load of crap.

Why would a dog eat your homework, or any other paper product? I wonder how often this has ever happened.

You say philosophy homework. I say roughage.