Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 22, 2021

Also, it’s really not effective unless it’s boiling.

Hmmm…Boiling molasses would hurt like the dickens!

At least it stopped the arrows.

If this were an anime like ONE PIECE, a molasses attack might slow them down…

Secret weapon: “Release the fire ants!”

“Got it Boss, straight as an arrow”…

So now they’ll have to use oil for the pancakes?

Molasses can be a terrifying thing. Look up the Great Molasses Flood in Boston.

Yuck. Molasses on pancakes. I can’t imagine that. I mean, molasses is great for making gingerbread, but that has added spices to make it better. Straight molasses. When I sniffed the bottle of it, I got slightly nauseated. Maple syrup is the best!

No worries; the enemy will be devoured by an army of ants.

I’ll pass that concept on to my local diner’s cook.

Well, for Heaven’s sake. Just dump the feathers and get over it.

Nice goin, honey.

“Mmm, got any cookie dough?” ☺

No oil for the french fries?

Sweet revenge?

Release the ants!

I make a pretty mean molasses cookie, but, molasses on pancakes, just sounds kinda, ew….?

molasses should slow them down

Yes that is a rather important error.