Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 30, 2020

Cat Puke… no problem. Where I had problems was Human Puke. Made me want to also!

Assuming this comic is continuing the political commentary, the person who really has to clean up the cat puke is not the one who caused it.

That’s pretty much my job, too. And cat, dog and grandbaby poop, as well.

Well he did too good a job of cleaning it up then, the obvious solution is to do it badly next time ;)

Spouse and I used to swap out. But my knees are maintaining something closer to full utility than hers, so now cat puke is all mine. Ya-hoo. So now I’m paying a lot more attention to whether she gets a dose of “grease” that helps her pass hair balls out the other end. (Of course, I also always get to clean the cat box…)

Of course it is un-appealing.

That’s what he gets for hiring Trump’s lawyers.

Every time I think of getting a pet, ya’ll talk me out of it.

Could be worse. He could have to clean up the DC BS.

In the 9 years we’ve had our cat, my husband cleaned the litter box once. If the cat pukes, hubby is great about letting me know about it in a timely manner.

Was the cat mutually wanted, or did one insist, “If you get a (censored) cat, you have to clean up after it!” To which the one who wanted the beast responded, “Of course I will.”

There are way too many applications – political, social, marital – for this one. I pass.

I find nothing wakes me up faster than finding a dog “gift” in the kitchen.

This is what Bidden has to do after the Trumpster

I never get a bucket to clean up the puke. It’s so little, just a few paper towels, one to pick up and the other to wash the spot. LOL

I hear it’s almost impossible to prove a false negative, but some people can argue us into submission just to shut them up.

But it’s YOUR ***cat!

Another subtle jab at the GOP? Wiley is on a roll. “Clean up cat puke” could be seen as an apt metaphor for winding up this administration.

I gladly clean up the various animal puke in our house. My wife offers, but she has a weak stomach and I don’t want to also be cleaning up human puke.

“But ah could’ catch sumpin’. Six feet n’ all dat.”

But no amount of cleaning will erase the deaths he’s caused.

Code for cat puke is “Cold Oatmeal.”

Even the cat puke had more standing in court than tRumps election fraud lies.

In our house, nose goes!

mine hasn’t cleaned up anything like that in years…too much effort to get out of his chair away from the TV

Pregnant women can use toxiplasmosis as a nine-month, get-out-of-cat-litter-duty card.

Turns? When did this happen and how did I miss the memo?

Reminds me of something I read years ago in one of Erma Bombeck’s books where she described a note one of her kids left that said “the dog pooped in the living room, I would have picked it up if I’d seen it”

I’m still waiting for the self cleaning version. And, I don’t just mean licking.

Absence of evidence? Must be the Republican Senate.

But I stacked the court so they would find in my favor! The system is rigged against me!

Don’t tell me that he threatened to take the “who does the chores around here” as a case, to court??!!

This strip hints of George Booth. The Brilliant Geo. Booth.

Well, it IS his Cat.

It will NEVER be my job to clean up after a cat.

Best to do it before you step in it….

If it ain’t my cat, it ain’t my job. Lol