The Buckets by Greg Cravens for December 17, 2020

The North Pole is in my country. Allegedly.

Whoo! That’s quite the elaborate analysis the boys are giving Santa. I don’t remember giving it that much thought.

I know that dude! I jammed with him once …

Tax breaks, the real reason he is at the North Pole

It reminds me of that little girl in an airport asking her mom: “But if foreigners don’t speak English how can they understand each other?”. Mom was embarrassed but all of us foreigners were grinning.

Yes Virginia, Santa Claus is a citizen of the world and can speak all the languages little kids like you speak.

as an example how DO you say HO HO HO in Swahili?

Wait until they find out the ice at the North Pole melts every summer.

Typical Santa-centric behavior of 8 year olds.

Does he speak English, . . . or American?

Children’s concerns. It actually sounds more like some ADULT reasoning patterns…..

Are we even sure that he’s human?

His help obviously isnt

Another hard fact for American children to digest.. that there is a world beyond America..

Santa Claus

North Pole

Canada, H0H0H0

Kids send a letter from ANYWHERE in the world, and Canada post workers will send back hand written responses!

I need the rest of you to take 5. These kids are in the middle of Santa crisis. After that you can not resolve the rest of the issues. To all a very good night.:)

These boys need to watch Miracle on 34th Street.

Santa is Wesen.