With the current masks we’re all men of mystery… Unless we’re women of mystery. And what I really hate is when you can’t tell if it is a man or woman of mystery.
Foot-in-mouth is a pre-existing condition for most of us guys. There is no cure. The compensation is that occasionally one lady will take pity on one us and share our life anyway. One truly lovely girl did that for me 58 years ago, and I appreciate it more every day.
Speaking of men of mystery. . . I am SO tired of Kindle sending me come-ons for these poorly plotted, execrably written bad boy “romance” novels. Every time I turn on the damn thing, there’s an ad for another one of these silly things. . .the guy with the shirt unbuttoned to the third button—even in the wilds of Africa, on the fruited American plains, on the ice-covered floes of Antarctica. . .often just the torso . . .if he’s got a head, it’s in profile, and he’s looking over one shoulder. . .geezus. . .button your shirt, put your mask on, and gallop right off my screen. Thank you for letting me rant!
I’m all for mask wearing, but seriously, how are you to wear one while drinking at a bar? Personally, I haven’t been out to a bar since March of April of this year.
I have started a fund to help our president in his time of need. It’s the “Help eject trump” fund. All of your contributions will go to my account in the Grand Caymans, where I can safely co-ordinate the passage of our fearless leader to a safe location. A location where no mean reporters will ask nasty questions.
I am in contact with the Prime Minister of Sheepshagastan and we are highly confident that the Sheepshagastanians will welcome trump with open arms. However, they are asking that a small surety be provided to cover expenses. Security, KFC, golf carts, et C.
You may be confident that every penny will be put to good use. (The dollars, not so much. ) Please give to this very ludicrous cause. Check, cash or money transfer is best, please, no loose coins.
Redd Panda, 23 Panda Lane, Panda Cay, Grand Caymans
There are bars open where they require you to wear a mask? I’m really thrown by this. Our bars are all closed for what I thought were obvious reasons. And I keep hearing about mega cases started by bars….
I suppose in these days of masks for all, it is a lot easier being a “whatever” of mystery. I have noticed that the eyes are the windows to the soul, and most people I have seen have dirty windows.
What a coincidence! I just told two proselytizers to get off my property because, one, they were not wearing face masks, two, they had no concept of being asymptomatic, three, their door to door activity was bound to bring them in contact with an asymptomatic and contagious Covid-19 carrier, four, with my luck they had just become an asymptomatic Covid-19 carrier, five, they had no concept of “R0”, R naught, six, the rate of the current Covid-19 growth has hit the nasty side of a geometric progression, seventh, those bozos were on my property!
I Mad Am I over 3 years ago
Welcome to 2020. “Men of Mystery” currently means – How is it he is still alive?
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
He’s sucking them back in a hurry. First panel no liquid line. Second panel a liquid line. Last panel no liquid line
wiatr over 3 years ago
I don’t have to talk out loud. I have no poker face so things I think apparently shows in my face.
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
Thinks out loud without moving his lips. The curse of the long-time ventriloqust.
dadoctah over 3 years ago
Anyone ever done a film-noir detective spoof where the main character verbalizes his own narration out loud?
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Hard to drink with a mask on.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Yep, A Man of Mystery. It’s a mystery to all such men as to why the animal magnetism and Old Spice are not working.
What’s the mystery for women? They don’t know why they are there or who/what they want perhaps?
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
Of course men of mystery talk out loud. How else can the audience follow the plot?
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
With the current masks we’re all men of mystery… Unless we’re women of mystery. And what I really hate is when you can’t tell if it is a man or woman of mystery.
Mario500 over 3 years ago
“PUT ON A MASK”
(wonders about this piece of dialogue in the cartoon)
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Foot-in-mouth is a pre-existing condition for most of us guys. There is no cure. The compensation is that occasionally one lady will take pity on one us and share our life anyway. One truly lovely girl did that for me 58 years ago, and I appreciate it more every day.
1953Baby over 3 years ago
Speaking of men of mystery. . . I am SO tired of Kindle sending me come-ons for these poorly plotted, execrably written bad boy “romance” novels. Every time I turn on the damn thing, there’s an ad for another one of these silly things. . .the guy with the shirt unbuttoned to the third button—even in the wilds of Africa, on the fruited American plains, on the ice-covered floes of Antarctica. . .often just the torso . . .if he’s got a head, it’s in profile, and he’s looking over one shoulder. . .geezus. . .button your shirt, put your mask on, and gallop right off my screen. Thank you for letting me rant!
WGillete over 3 years ago
Mask or paper bag, he projects the image of a guy who needs to cover his face.
SusieB over 3 years ago
I’m all for mask wearing, but seriously, how are you to wear one while drinking at a bar? Personally, I haven’t been out to a bar since March of April of this year.
Homer J over 3 years ago
So if he has a mask on, how would he drink? Intra-anally?
Tonto & Redd Panda over 3 years ago
I have started a fund to help our president in his time of need. It’s the “Help eject trump” fund. All of your contributions will go to my account in the Grand Caymans, where I can safely co-ordinate the passage of our fearless leader to a safe location. A location where no mean reporters will ask nasty questions.
I am in contact with the Prime Minister of Sheepshagastan and we are highly confident that the Sheepshagastanians will welcome trump with open arms. However, they are asking that a small surety be provided to cover expenses. Security, KFC, golf carts, et C.
You may be confident that every penny will be put to good use. (The dollars, not so much. ) Please give to this very ludicrous cause. Check, cash or money transfer is best, please, no loose coins.
Redd Panda, 23 Panda Lane, Panda Cay, Grand Caymans
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I’m about as un-mysterious as they come. Ask Mrs. Baker. She knows.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Men of mystery do wear masks. Masks are, by nature, mysterious; go with it while you can.
Defective Premium Member over 3 years ago
There are bars open where they require you to wear a mask? I’m really thrown by this. Our bars are all closed for what I thought were obvious reasons. And I keep hearing about mega cases started by bars….
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I suppose in these days of masks for all, it is a lot easier being a “whatever” of mystery. I have noticed that the eyes are the windows to the soul, and most people I have seen have dirty windows.
majkmushrm Premium Member over 3 years ago
You can’t eat or drink and wear a mask.
anomalous4 over 3 years ago
I’ve never understood the appeal of “bad boys,” mysterious or otherwise…
MartinPerry1 over 3 years ago
I was going to put down what a Man of Mystery does to be successful with the ladies, but I remembered that’s forbidden by the Man of Mystery code.
cmxx over 3 years ago
The mystery about these “men of mystery” is this: being basically brainless, how can they manage to think that they think at all?
For a Just and Peaceful World over 3 years ago
What a coincidence! I just told two proselytizers to get off my property because, one, they were not wearing face masks, two, they had no concept of being asymptomatic, three, their door to door activity was bound to bring them in contact with an asymptomatic and contagious Covid-19 carrier, four, with my luck they had just become an asymptomatic Covid-19 carrier, five, they had no concept of “R0”, R naught, six, the rate of the current Covid-19 growth has hit the nasty side of a geometric progression, seventh, those bozos were on my property!