Forty years ago, while working as a phone solicitor, a fellow solicitor used to say “ I fully expect to be a millionaire in one year”. He was a moron who used to regularly call up women on his breaks, and they would hang up on him. He would always wonder why women did that to him.
Calvin, start by having your dad give you millions of dollars so that you can blow it on a casino, then declare bankruptcy when it fails, then try to put your name on buildings and golf courses all over the world, then run for president…
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
The nurses will be there to give him company.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 3 years ago
Has this already been adapted into one of those “Calvin as Trump” strips?
Bilan over 3 years ago
Don’t be too sure. People can always be more obnoxious.
codycab over 3 years ago
That’s two (count em, TWO!) dad burns in one strip.
SHIVA over 3 years ago
And did he even offer to take care of his parents??? What a son!!!
Randallw over 3 years ago
“Hmm, books. You’ve given me an idea, Dad. When I grow up people will remember the name Jeff “Calvin” Bezos.”
Guilty Bystander over 3 years ago
If the book was written by Masters and Johnson, it’s too late for Dad. Calvin is saltpeter to the libido.
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
If he’s sensible he’ll get rich by risking other people’s money.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Luv’ how Dad always comes up with an appropriate comeback.
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
With age comes wisdom, as Dad so readily proves….
jagedlo over 3 years ago
You set yourself up for that one, Calvin!
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
Dad burn!
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
So projecting forward, which modern multi-billionaire best fit’s Calvin’s personality?
lmuller7 over 3 years ago
" and the gambler broke even, when died in his sleep – - " Kenny Rogers
jessegooddoggy over 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS!!!
cwiklund over 3 years ago
no matter how difficult Calvin is, his parents always keep their cool.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
“Remember, your children will choose the quality of your nursing home.”
Mando over 3 years ago
Nurses would be better than Calvin!
thmcm7 over 3 years ago
or drive him crazy!
reply to this: (Winter themed) over 3 years ago
this is dum they are all reprints
reply to this: (Winter themed) over 3 years ago
his dad sooooooooooooooooo dum hes a dum dum
Ivan Araque over 3 years ago
I’ve always thought that Watterson killed Calvin when he started getting too nasty for his own dad… Anyone?
thepinkbaroness over 3 years ago
Dad roasting Calvin is one of my favorite aspects of C&H.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
My dad always wanted us to get rich so we can let him live the lifestyle to which he wished to become accustomed.
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Dad is FUNNY!
John-117 over 3 years ago
Calvin might be forgetting that he might actually have to do something to get money.
swanridge over 3 years ago
Wow! this could have been Tя☭mp!
rklynch over 3 years ago
Zing!!!!
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Sorry Calvin dad does not play your game.
nsr60 over 3 years ago
Them dadburn dad burns…
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe if Dad would spend more quality time with his son the boy would have better feelings toward him.
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Love the dirty look in panel three.
bloodykate over 3 years ago
OMG, LOL!!!!!!!
Super flop over 3 years ago
ha ha!
BRINGBACKBILLY+BACONHAIRS+BRINGJUSTICETOROBLOX over 3 years ago
i love panel 2
Lightpainter Premium Member over 3 years ago
Forty years ago, while working as a phone solicitor, a fellow solicitor used to say “ I fully expect to be a millionaire in one year”. He was a moron who used to regularly call up women on his breaks, and they would hang up on him. He would always wonder why women did that to him.
tee929 over 3 years ago
Calvin explores the inner mind of Donald Dumpster……………..
liberalnlovinit over 3 years ago
Calvin, start by having your dad give you millions of dollars so that you can blow it on a casino, then declare bankruptcy when it fails, then try to put your name on buildings and golf courses all over the world, then run for president…
AnimeGamerJames$25 over 3 years ago
He’s right.
Odie's best friend over 2 years ago
what’s with the face in third panel