Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 07, 2020

Funny… I figured the Wizard’s Patronus as a ten foot high version of his wife, Blanch. It would explain why he doesn’t change her looks to be runway model material. And who else would protect him?!?

I’ll pay you a dollar for it.

My Patronus, sung to the tune of My Sharona.

Oops.

Another joke I have to research because I don’t do Harry Potter.

When did the Wiz turn into a Millennial?

Time to get a Patronus account to fund your next one.

Sorry, to modern…

Eh?

With all the repeats on tv during this time boredom makes strange comics.

Well, I DO get the joke, because I DID read Harry Potter…but a couple of notes: 1) A patronus is silver, so not even the King would have thought it was a real deer; and 2) Even if he DID, he wouldn’t be able to shoot it…

He’s a king. Shouldn’t you at least call him “your dudesty”?

It’s King Dude !

Patronus ?

Didn’t know anything about this until I read some of the comments. Not a Harry Potter Fan. But then it reminded me of the Golden Hind stories from the Hercules and Xena series.

Way to go there Bumble Door.

Thanks for doing the research. Coming to the comments was my first step. And it still isn’t funny.

Patronus?

At least he didn’t hit something that sort’f rhymes with that.

I thought wizards would be a dragon?

Not as bad as the time the king bagged a deer – which had a saddle on it…

Here’s to the first day of DEER SEASON!!!!!!!!!

Great job King! You shot a decoy!!

Has the king ever shot a unicorn yet?

The buck stopped there.

Personally, I think the word “Dude” could be removed from the language, and I would not shed a tear.

The words “dude” and “patronus” dont fit.