Herman by Jim Unger for October 07, 2020

“The winters are long, but it has it’s attractions…”

Must have been the magnetic North Pole.

He’s developed a magnetic personality.

Too much animal magnetism for one man.

He seems fairly positive.

You DO know you have just put all the machines out of wack?

Swiss army vet?

Maybe a trip to the South Pole should solve the problem.

When he floats in the pool, his head always ends up pointing north.

Not true north, but at “magnetic north”.

It’s a common case of magnetitis! It’s easy to cure. We’ll simply reverse your poles and you will be instantly cured! We’ll, however, have to isolate you during the procedure for everyone’s safety! ;o)

He just has a magnetic personality…..

We can rule out iron deficiency.

Got some good wear out of that coat.. in 5 years it hardly looks worn at all.

Won’t be able to spend 5 years at the North Pole, again, unless you can float.

Puns, huh?

The metal also helps protect against polar bears.

Funny, he doesn’t look attractive.

Magetic North

No, he spent 5 years AS the north pole.

Is his name Kowalski?

Funny!!

Don’t try to get an MRI.

“North magnetic pole.”