Herman by Jim Unger for October 05, 2020

He may have wrapped that a tad bit tight.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor replies: __________________________.

Ya think??

Dang. The worst paronychia infection ever.

“Since it’s important that you keep it elevated, I filled it with helium.”

Darn Lego block!

That happened at the company where he was trying to get his foot in the door.

LMAO! The imagery is just too much. LOL

Ummm doc? I don’t have any circulation….loosen the bandage before my foot falls off…

That’s nothing…. You should have seen my foot the last time I got gout.

Wonder if he’ll need any reminding.

As long as the kid from the other day doesn’t show up with his baseball bat …

Might want to check for blood clots; just a thought…..

and for this subtle incisive advice he’ll pay thousands upon thousands of dollars

At least now he won’t be able to put his foot in his mouth.

That’s just swell!

This one made me laugh!!

Not sure which doctor is worse. This one, or the one in today’s “Farcus”.

It is good when a doctor’s orders are so easy to comply with.

In the meantime, Macy’s was wondering if they could borrow it for their parade.