Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 29, 2020

You got that right, ma’am…

Maybe he should look to someone other than Jackson Pollock for inspiration.

Am I detecting a bit of a cheap shot aimed at Rip Haywire here?

Show me the Monet!

How about “I am a sculptor! And my fists are my hammer and chisel!”

But as they say, “A poor workman blames his tools.”

I wonder if we’ll find out who he fought.

“I am a potter, and my fists are terra cotta! And my opponent will bake in the kiln after a spin on the wheel!”

“He looks like a Picasso painting.” – From JoJo Rabbit

He should probably “brush up” on his fighting skills.

Maybe you need giggling fists?

Try using a simile, instead.

Hey, Brewster, you’re part of law enforcement, right? Head on over to DOD and pick up some nice heavy-duty military gear.

B.R. – What’s a metaphor?

All together, class …

No, Pam, these are great! More Rip Haywire than Brewster Rockit, but definitely great!

Artistic license.

“I just gotta figure out a defense to ‘Why are you hitting yourself? ’Why are you hitting yourself?’…” ✊ ☺

He doesn’t need new brushes – he just needs to partner with Rip Haywire! That would be a great April 1 strip!

I suspect that the “FIGHT” was a video game against one of Pam’s children.

Simile when you talk like a wit.