Exactly how hungry must the first human who ever decided to eat a lobster have been? Why does every cartoon drawing of Noah’s Ark always feature giraffes?
Bold move, giving away the punchline in the title.
Works for me.
#9. Okay, Bookworm can do it.
#8. To a baby, two hours is FOREVER!
#7. The speed of darkness = the speed of light leaving the room, especially if the bill is still on the table.
#6. Nelson Muntz. Ha-Haaw!
#5. Free fingernail paint for everyone.
#4. So they don’t forget where they left them.
#3. Bankers have always been bad at math. That’s how they get to be billionaires.
#2. Batteries don’t go ‘flat’; they just get lazy. You have to crack the whip then.