The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 26, 2020

the decision to take that job was pretty rash…

A waited long for something as good as this. :-)

The Dummy got tired of working for the NHTSA and was itching for a new job!

That’s funny!

Will this cream cause me to rust?

Save Frog Applause!

And the phrase “road rash” was born…

Ha! Good one!

Something must have rubbed him the wrong way.

If the dummy is gender neutral, some of the itchy places might be missing.

If that is “Zim’s” ointment it will clear up ANYTHING. That stuff is a miracle, it even stopped an outbreak of shingles on my leg. I caught it early and allied two doses of Zim’s (it burned like hell for 5 seconds) and the shingles went away. They claim it is for the feet but, over the years, it has taken care of issues almost everywhere on my body.

I see he is not wearing a seat belt for this test. :)

I understand that 2 of the top sellers in the simplified-learning book market are “Ventriloquism for Dummies” and “Crash Tests for Dummies”.

I would it’d have less a problem with rash and more problem with rust.

WD40 would be my suggestion.

Is that Dr. Whitehead?

Farmaceutical research for dummies.

Who’s giving whom a Rash-ion of Shit!? …

Shouldn’t he be testing Rustoleum?