The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 14, 2020

An Out of Helmet Experience?

“Mr. Vader, you claim to be Luke’s father. The lie detector says …”

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“Luke, put away that laser-cannon; I’m not your fodder!”

Vader on in the show…

“The folding chair is strong with this one.” Oh, wait.

I wonder if they are going to talkabout his wife Ellie.

The guy speaking looks sort of stiff. Is he suffering from Darthritis?

This joke is forced.

And then he said " I find your lack of table manners disturbing." (Reminiscent of a quote from A New Hope.).

The experience was colour-changing.

There’s a near dearth of humor here.

The spaghetti went down the wrong pipe. His aim is that bad.

If that’s Obi Wan there, then he didn’t just have a Near Darth experience. He had a full Darth Death experience.

Has a Storm Trooper armor ever stopped even one blaster shot? Why they heck do they even bother?

Would that be mom’s spaghetti?

“Use the fork, Vader. Use the power of the fork.”

“This is not the pasta you’re looking for…”