Herman by Jim Unger for September 09, 2020

He’s going to spend some time at home with the little lady

Why does she want him to stay home?

He can go but his ball is staying there.

Like Al Bundy says, “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

and count me out of next week’s caber toss

She can’t spare him tonight.

As long as he doesn’t hear the words, “While you’re down there….” he should be OK.

He should go on strike.

She’s got him pinned.

Spouse abuse!!!!

I have this heavy burden on me….

… after some careful consideration…

“Yeah, at the last minute, I came down with something…”

Beauty yet carries weight in most matters.

Little hard to roll that ball with the chain.

This.. is a tad more than just putting your foot down.

7-10 split.

“I have spoken and I have sat!”

“There are some weighty matters I need to see to at home… yeah, I’m behind… "

I’m having back spasms right now.

At least he got the message. :D