Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 05, 2020

Ralph already looked at the paper. Hes off doing something else.

Ralph is outside…and we Cancers don’t believe in astrology.

This Libra had a great time kayaking.

I love being in the great outdoors. Especially when I do not have to worry about coming across any judgemental or arrogant people.

Dave Whamond should switch to Astrology. He’s CLEARLY got a gift for it. He got mine perfectly. I’m an Aquarius.

All the Editor has to do, is keep changing the date.

Horoscopes generalize and state the obvious. They remind me of George Carlin’s character, Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman, “The weather tonight will be dark. Continued darkness with widespread light in the morning”.

I believe it’s time to go outside again. Rather die on duty than die of hunger, eh?

Nice to see some repetitive training on “a lot” as a lot of people insist on spelling it alot.

SAGITTARIUS. You truly are a handsome, witty rogue and the girls will be flocking to your door just as soon as this darned old pandemic lifts.

Your future includes vitamin D deficiency.

Thankfully it is warm. I spend LOTS of time outdoors.

sick of anything about China virus, no humor here

That’s the most accurate horoscope I’ve ever had.

This one needs more seasoning. Like until America is Great Again, if ever.

i was indoors yesterday morning because it was raining, out harvesting veggies in the afternoon…

I live in So. CA. It rains here 14 days a year. That’s 4% of the time. YET the weather people mess up their weather predictions 38.5% of the time. They could just say “No rain in the forecast” and be right 96% of the time. Not really the same as a horoscope, OR IS IT?

This Virgo likes to sit outside with my friends.