Jeff Stahler for August 04, 2020

Not much chance of that any longer. He’s pretty much a laughing stock… which unfortunately means the US is too, for allowing him to get into that spot in the first place.

I do think that he’d look good in an orange jump suit though. With a a really big number on it. Biggliest.

Nope! Nothing will ever do that.

If you could come up with a vaccine that would erase everyone’s memory of you, that might work.

Would anybody be surprised if Trump replaced Dr. Fauci with Dr. Stella Immanuel?

Right before the 2018 elections, Trump announced that there would be a tax cut for the middle class. No such tax cut was produced. I expect Trump to announce a vaccine right before the election.

Buttercup would need the best electron microscope ever invented to find himself among the germs.

Trump will always be a bag of puke.

“Oh what a beautiful virus.” If both World Wars can be “beautiful” then so can a killer virus.

Look up the word endemic. Nope, you’ll never hear this administration use that word.

https://intermountainhealthcare.org/blogs/topics/live-well/2020/04/whats-the-difference-between-a-pandemic-an-epidemic-endemic-and-an-outbreak/#:~:text=A%20PANDEMIC%20is%20an%20epidemic,the%20number%20of%20endemic%20cases.

Can you find a vaccine to give him lockjaw?

This will be a more timely cartoon when the vaccine arrives in time for an October surprise.

As I read Republican rantings, Trump is developing the vaccine in his basement!!

Since when does a “god” need his image improved? It’s so much easier, and much more fun, to smite the unbelievers, to rain down death and destruction on a population, and to bask in the warmth of their mindless worship. /s

The decision is all yours, Fat Head!

The doctor can’t believe what Trump just said ! The doctor was showing him his slide of his sperm count.

Trump is backing a vaccine that does double duty.. prevent COVID-19 but mostly to affect the brain and make it admire trump for the genius he is.

No, but maybe a normal haircut and dropping 50 pounds would help.

Nothing short of your FUNERAL will improve your image, you treasonous fat sack of festering, rancid, maggot-ridden dog turds!

“But limit distribution to Red states”

No chance

Hair Gropingfuror needs to volunteer for vaccine tests. Get a vaccine and deliberately expose himself to someone with COVFEFE-45.

No

This strip demonstrates a lack of understanding of tRump. His image is already bigly perfect – there is no need to improve perfection. Why would the greatest person in the history of the world, who has a better understanding of every topic than all of history’s so-called “experts” combined, worry about improving his image? After all, the only people who doubt his omnipotency for even a moment are people who hate America or people who have been duped by fake news. (Even when he says “nobody likes me”, it’s 75% a demand for his sycophants to more enthusiastically lick his tRumphole, and 25% a complaint about the idiocy of people who don’t recognize his greatness.) A FAR more accurate line would be something along the lines of “How can I profit from this virus?” or “Yes, this virus will save thousands of lives, but how does it benefit me?”

Only if it changes your heart and gives you wisdom.

Single-minded Cretan. Malignant blob of orange protoplasm. Oh, and shape-shifting, to boot!

No, Mr. President; BUT the US Military does have access to incinerators used to destroy chemical weapons. Try there….

Why would we choose to forget the thousands and thousands of needlessly premature COVID-19 deaths!

Trump’s votes are pretty much locked in at this point. The people who are going to vote for him no matter what he does. Unless he manages to kill off a lot of them, and with the red state virus surges that’s a possibility.

Uh, no!

It’s a vaccine you dolt, not magic!