Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 27, 2020

As long as she didn’t have a Jack Elam face.

With a Clark Gable mustache.

A face like a collie and a body like a melon. She was his meloncollie baby.

Just throw a sack over her head…..

And a mouth like Don Rickles.

This would probably be funnier if I had any recollection of Martin Scorsese’s face.

Marty Feldman eyes.

If Cosmos keeps trying to find the perfect woman, he will be a very lonely man.

Was she able to comb them back?

Well, I guess it was better than Admiral Zumwalt eyebrows.https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtYf10ecAeiw%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

I’m gonna have nightmares now

And she was 40-40-40 straight up and down.

And a Joe Lewis right hook.

OK, but did you like her?

That means she looked like the front end of a ’62 Rambler!

People like that are born to play the oboe.

Sounds interesting. What else?

Frida Kahlo was truly a great Mexican artist but her unibrow always turned me off.

The description kinda looks a lot like himself. I’d like to hear how his date described him.

Eyebrows can be groomed.

Sounds like Groucho Marx….

Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night. – W.C. Fields