Ted Rall for July 31, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    I vote for having the states withdraw their national guard from wherever they’ve been sent and bring ‘em home to defend our polling places from interference… including armed incursions such as we’re seeing in Portland and Albuquerque.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    The goons that work for the Orange Dotard may have plans, but Fat Donnie can’t tie his shoelaces mentally or physically.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall  almost 4 years ago

    Yikes. Sounds like the old Iron Curtain style of voting where a “wrong” vote could earn the person a free one-way trip to Siberia.

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    hawgowar  almost 4 years ago

    Or in Iraq during Saddam’s days, a trip through an industrial shredder.

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    DonPoole  almost 4 years ago

    There’s always that prison option.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    We still think you’re dumb

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    Lyman Elliott Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Only one serious problem here. In panel two there is really only one option, not two. He can not cancel the election, only Congress can do that and the Democrats hold a majority in the House, good luck getting them on board with that idea.

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    Athomic  almost 4 years ago

    Easy to solve : we lie to the polls saying we’ll vote for Trump no matter what.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Voting by mail won’t work if he shuts down the USPS -

    WHICH IS WHAT HE AND THE GOP ARE DOING!!!!

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    GreggW Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And only get quasi-fascism…again.

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    wyneaux  almost 4 years ago

    I think you need a huge /S in your last cell, right Ted?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It is okay for the kids to go to school 35 hours a week, but unsafe to be at a polling place for maybe an hour. Which is it?

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    countoftowergrove  almost 4 years ago

    Wow. Two strips in a row in which Rall couldn’t find a way to make it Biden’s fault.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Canceling the election would not work. Why? Because Trump and Pence end their terms at Noon on January 20, 2021. Want to guess who would become President at 12:01, 1/20/2021? Think “Speaker of the House”!! Do you really want that?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    trump has been observing (and envying) his mentors; Putin.. Kim Jong-un.. a long list, see it (with pictures) at https://planetrulers.com/current-dictators/

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    charliekane  almost 4 years ago

    How about enough of us vote for Biden so that the win is convincing enough to obviate this nonsense.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Trump and Jared let covid spread because they thought it would only affect blue states. That is how incredibly stupid they really are.

    Trump White House created a national testing plan — and killed it thinking virus would hit blue states the worst

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/trump-white-house-created-a-national-testing-plan-and-ed-it-thinking-would-hit-blue-states-the-worst/

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    mattro65  almost 4 years ago

    It’s cultural reference time. This is like 1984, Animal Farm and Lord Of The Flies mashed together. Where is The Fellowship Of The Ring now that we desperately need them.

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    He might send federal goons to “protect” polling places from people who look too liberal or don’t look like “his voters”… mail-in votes can get around that, so he’ll send in more goons to “supervise the vote count” and “ensure the count is right”…

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    ThomasBonsell  almost 4 years ago

    Cancelling the election – if possible – would do no good for Trump.

    His time in office as president is firmly established by the Constitution at four years. On January 20, 2021 his four years are up and he is automatically out of office unless re-inaugurated. No re-election, no re-inauguration.

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    DeepState  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t see Biden letting Rump off the hook. He has no way to avoid the New York investigations and the ramifications that go with it.

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    Union Man  almost 4 years ago

    There are 3 ways Trump can avoid the threat of prison not just 2. The third one happens to everyone eventually.

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    gmadoll789 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s not safe enough to NOT allow voting!

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    XtopherSD  almost 4 years ago

    Joe Biden talked about this 3 months ago. Better late than never, eh Rall?

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    AM730  almost 4 years ago

    Wow, where’s the usual anti-HRC strip? I came here for the strident, useless sophistry and am disappointed. The least you can do is give us an Obama strip where you show him to be shiftless.. eh, lazy… ah, I mean disinterested.

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    mitchkeos Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rall is getting too far off the wall.

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