Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall Free

Unapologetic Anti-War redhead who tried to retire, but married a farmer instead. Then we decided to both go back to college - what WERE we thinking? Organic gardener, cattle rancher, chicken wrangler, and wrench-turner. Bibliophile, history buff, hunter of sweet potato leaf-eating deer vermin, and practitioner of the "distaff" arts. Trying to reconcile a green lifestyle with a lead foot. Researching ancient Eastern European textiles of the Chalcolithic to Iron Age, perpetually tweaking a science fiction novel and local version of a regional RPG, and pushing my practical skills and my agenda of multi-cultural understanding on my county "WI" group. I may save you from the zombie apocalypse - but don't push your luck...

Recent Comments

  1. 11 months ago on Rip Haywire

    And you are clearly a mouth-breather whose (<<—-note also proper use of the word) mentality is so low that your (<<—-napuotw 2.0) cultural taste bottom-feeds at the level of “Hurr, hurr. Girl parts.” This should make Dan’s job so much easier – he won’t have to bother with witty dialogue or plot to entertain you.

  2. 11 months ago on Rip Haywire

    No, you incapable of understanding the form of humour known as IRONY . Apparently, it’s too sophisticated for you. Stick to typing 80085 in your phone calculator.

  3. 11 months ago on In Security

    …and then, in the classic horror movie cliche….the car won’t start.

  4. 11 months ago on Rip Haywire

    Wow. You completely missed the point of the comment. r/Whoosh.

  5. 12 months ago on Rip Haywire

    Have some fun – tell the unwary that the Daisy Dukes in the show were cut off MOM JEANS. Watch their minds blow up like an outhouse hit with a dynamite arrow. Muhahahahaha!

  6. 12 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well done, you. Nice to see someone clever not afraid to claim it…despite snippy responses from the apparently “Dim and Proud” faction.

  7. 12 months ago on Luann

    More like politically aware and rolling their eyes when their grandparents talk about him.

  8. 12 months ago on In Security

    You mean Power Puff?

  9. 12 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “Get in that barrel darling, an’ we’ll do it hurricane style!”

  10. 12 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Irwin Allen for me also means some incredibly watchable disaster flicks. Towering Inferno and Poseidon Adventure – break out the popcorn!