Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall Free

Unapologetic Anti-War redhead who tried to retire, but married a farmer instead. Then we decided to both go back to college - what WERE we thinking? Organic gardener, cattle rancher, chicken wrangler, and wrench-turner. Bibliophile, history buff, hunter of sweet potato leaf-eating deer vermin, and practitioner of the "distaff" arts. Trying to reconcile a green lifestyle with a lead foot. Researching ancient Eastern European textiles of the Chalcolithic to Iron Age, perpetually tweaking a science fiction novel and local version of a regional RPG, and pushing my practical skills and my agenda of multi-cultural understanding on my county "WI" group. I may save you from the zombie apocalypse - but don't push your luck...

Recent Comments

  1. almost 3 years ago on Rip Haywire

    And you are clearly a mouth-breather whose (<<—-note also proper use of the word) mentality is so low that your (<<—-napuotw 2.0) cultural taste bottom-feeds at the level of “Hurr, hurr. Girl parts.” This should make Dan’s job so much easier – he won’t have to bother with witty dialogue or plot to entertain you.

  2. almost 3 years ago on Rip Haywire

    No, you incapable of understanding the form of humour known as IRONY . Apparently, it’s too sophisticated for you. Stick to typing 80085 in your phone calculator.

  3. almost 3 years ago on In Security

    …and then, in the classic horror movie cliche….the car won’t start.

  4. almost 3 years ago on Rip Haywire

    Wow. You completely missed the point of the comment. r/Whoosh.

  5. almost 3 years ago on Rip Haywire

    Have some fun – tell the unwary that the Daisy Dukes in the show were cut off MOM JEANS. Watch their minds blow up like an outhouse hit with a dynamite arrow. Muhahahahaha!

  6. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well done, you. Nice to see someone clever not afraid to claim it…despite snippy responses from the apparently “Dim and Proud” faction.

  7. almost 3 years ago on Luann

    More like politically aware and rolling their eyes when their grandparents talk about him.

  8. almost 3 years ago on In Security

    You mean Power Puff?

  9. almost 3 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “Get in that barrel darling, an’ we’ll do it hurricane style!”

  10. almost 3 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Irwin Allen for me also means some incredibly watchable disaster flicks. Towering Inferno and Poseidon Adventure – break out the popcorn!