Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 04, 2020

I like to tell my doc something like “7.624, uh, no, 7.625”.

1 to 376?

i rarely visit the doctor and my japanese vocabulary pertaining to types of pain is woefully inadequate – when the receiving nurse interviews me i just say, itai desu (it hurts)…

My favorite is when the nurse is walking me back to see the doctor and asks “How are you today?” Is she kidding? I’ve come to see the doctor. How does she think I am?

1;34 X 10

Somewhere between e and Pi.

I’m feeling pretty good, so 4i.

If your doctor is Larry Fine, you have a health care crisis.

It’s Dr. Aikenhead.

I’ve had patients struggle with the 0-10 scale.

I would say 2 to the power of 7.

Cute, but you’re oversimplifying the health insurance denier companies’ formulae

What healthcare? Because of COVID I am being DENIED my use of healthcare. I know a person who has cancer and he is being denied treatment until the virus is over. By then it may be too late. Why can’t we be safe and use common sense at the same time?

I’d say your pain is imaginary. You’re certainly not being rational. But we’ll derive the root of your problem before the pain approaches a limit. It’s just a sine of the times…. On a different tangent, this could become exponentially expensive; do you have someone to cosine?

how about a scale of e to π?

Ask your Doctor if advanced mathematics are right for you.