The Teal Pugilist (following Marquess of Queensberry rules) is no match for the Tealer Fencer, following Traditional dueling customs. Tealer shall impale Teal on his wicked rapier!
And this was a set-up by the good sister! Has she turned her back on Teal? Teal is innocent. I call lame!
As I walked out on the streets of Tealedo, as I walked out in Tealedo one day, I spied a young boxer all wrapped in teal linen, wrapped in teal linen and cold as the clay. “I see by your outfit that you’re a teal boxer…” I think that song was written by Tealy Dan.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
unguard you fool or a cup of green ginseng tea…
charles9156 almost 4 years ago
that is not a fair competition :+/
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
The Teal Pugilist (following Marquess of Queensberry rules) is no match for the Tealer Fencer, following Traditional dueling customs. Tealer shall impale Teal on his wicked rapier!
And this was a set-up by the good sister! Has she turned her back on Teal? Teal is innocent. I call lame!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
FOOOOOOL!!!
What you did not realize is that my tightie whities are actually Tightie Tealies!!!
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…heck, at this point, any sport besides NASCAR is damn worth watching…
… I don’t know…
…looks more cyan to me…
… oh, shut up and make out already…
… ducks of the genus Anas…
…one sees great things from the valley…
… only small things from the peak…
… Clark Kent’s uniform faded in the wash…
…now, Superman is the man of teal…
…I asked my family who Dick Greyson was…
…nobody knew…
…but he sometimes wears teal…
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
so teal ….
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
First rule of Teal Club: don’t wear mittens to a sword fight.
Second rule of Teal Club: don’t wear mittens to a pissing match.
Third rule of Teal Club: never eat teal snow.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
To TEAL or not to TEAL! En guard….beware of the fading affect
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Robert Pshaw? Wasn’t he in Pjaws?
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Annie Get Your Sword.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s ALL teal until somebody gets their eye poked out.
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Ah, the appeal of teal … it’s real!
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
And: my fencing trousers have stirrups! Ha HAHHH.
And those so-called boxing gloves look like what Honus Wagner used playing shortstop. So there.
Ray_C almost 4 years ago
As I walked out on the streets of Tealedo, as I walked out in Tealedo one day, I spied a young boxer all wrapped in teal linen, wrapped in teal linen and cold as the clay. “I see by your outfit that you’re a teal boxer…” I think that song was written by Tealy Dan.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
If you bring a sword to a fist fight, what’s your point …?
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Our older granddaughter has moved from purple to teal.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What frogs up must frog down
Spinnin’ teal got to go ’round
Talkin’ ‘bout your raiments it’s a cryin’ sin
Brief work of your boxers let the spinnin’ teal spin
—Pads, Pools and Frogs; Spinning Teal
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
“We’re men (manly men) in tights (teal tights*)
We put up our dukes and get in a lot of fights…"
*Well, the shirt part anyway…
Bill Thompson almost 4 years ago
Some men like to tell teal tales.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Umy for my tummy... as the teal turns…as the teal turns….as the teal turns…
Sold to the retealer..
Location..Location..Location..
painedsmile almost 4 years ago
Surely there’s enough teal to go around.