Tom Toles for June 21, 2020

Toxins INC.

More like, “The Wave” https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/481743.The_Wave

It could be that some of his supporters are beginning to realize that you can not travel back in time to a place that never really existed on this side [reality] of a TV screen. We have real problems that can not be solved with fantasy authoritarian solutions … that exclude the very people who know how to solve problems.

I prefer the Blue Wave, not the Covid-19 one. Thanks.

I want to see Trump “waving” bye, bye while shackled to a seat in the back of a police van.

It’s Worsening – {3 beats/line}

It CAN get {and IS getting} worse;

our “greatness” goes fast in reverse.

The Donald is bigly a curse;

may Trumpites mercifully disperse.

… Coda: – {limerick}

Just when might we get some relief

from this derelict Cretin-in-Chief?

He brings us grief

beyond belief.

May his tenure in office be brief.

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Hopefully we can get inoculated before November.

Did they do the “wave” in Tulsa yesterday? Would have been appropriate.

Second wave? Huh. Fat chance. The “First Wave” hasn’t even close to ended, and Donnie is doing his best, or worst, to see to it that it doesn’t end. Such a winner…

That campaign slogan will go viral.

I think this one’s the perfect slogan – “So I said to my people, slow the testing down please.”

Yeah, that’s his real slogan as it sounds like a two year old made it up.

The overflow crowd loves it.

Yep, now we can see his TRUE face now that the mask is off.

{Off-topic:}

Wear Your Mask – {1.80 limericks}

Your mask can be efficacious*.

It’s therefore your way to be gracious**, -

- altho’ it’s vexatious // to folks not sagacious …

… {like Trump and his minions // with their ill-based opinions}

[{ They’re loudly loquacious // ‘bout their notions fallacious }].

The maskless they ain’t perspicacious.

… Footnotes:

- * It protects against “moronavirus”.

- ** courteous and kind to others.

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Meth! We’re on it! ROTFLMBFAO, PIMP

I’m really not too worried about the flood of a second wave of Covid since the first has yet to ebb. /s

“I worked on it all spring- we HAVE to use it!”

“What do you have left to lose?”

Or like the old stand-up comedian line, “This’ll kill ya!”

“Who WAS that mask-less man? I wanted to BLAME him!”

Of course, when Trump loses in November, we can only hope that he will not plagiarize Mercutio, and proclaim “I will not budge for no man’s pleasure, I.” [grammatical error in the original]

Oooooh, good one, Mr. Toles!!

I hope the Dems are not going to tell us to ‘Love Trump’s Hate’ again, too many people took it the wrong way.

’Tis ever a thankless task

To get misfits to make with the mask

Our chicken coop’s flooded

With weasels (well-blooded)

“Why ME, Lord?” therefore I ask

I have enthusiastically participated in and lived through many waves, round and round at MLB stadiums.

Let’s rise and give ole Hair Tasteefreez a hand…… or two! We can barely see them…. just like whatever that other stuff is/was?

Not saying that the following scenario is at all likely, but it’s theoretically possible given the way the Electoral College works. Let’s say Joe Biden wins 11 large states (CA, FL, GA, IL, MI, NJ, NY, OH, PA, TX, VA), with a total population (2019 est.) of 184,624,301, and he does so in stunning fashion by a margin of 99% to 1%. That would be 182,778,058 to 1,846,243. Let’s say that he loses by a margin of 49% to 51% in the other 40 states (population 143,615,222) or 70,371,459 to 73,243,763. So Biden would’ve picked up 77% of the popular vote, 253,149,517 to 75,090,006. But he would’ve lost the Electoral College, 258-270.

Can this really be the way the Founders intended a true democracy to operate?

It seems that it was, in fact, teenagers trolling and wildly over-registering for the Tulsa mini-rally that jacked the anticipated attendance number to a ridiculous level. That was then followed by Tяцmp☠’s ridiculous flop. Right on, kids! BE BEST!!

‘Empty seats’ at Trump rally trigger Fox & Friends to blame ‘mean girl’ AOC for ‘campaign interference’ plot

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/empty-seats-at-trump-rally-trigger-fox-friends-to-blame-mean-girl-aoc-for-campaign-interference-plot/

Wave goodbye!