Had a girlfriend who got so mean when she hadn’t eaten, that I and her kids threatened to make a In Case of Hunger Break Glass box with a sandwich in it.
If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out, what would you take? The fire of course. (Not original to me but I can’t remember the source)
Beside the elevator at work there was a “Break Glass in Case of Fire” box with a little hammer connected to it with a small chain. It didn’t take long for some SOB to steal the hammer.
On one of the Mad magazine thick specials, the bonus section had stamps. One of them said “In case of fire break glass. Not now stupid, in case of fire”. The joke I’m sure of, the context of the Mad item I may have gotten wrong.
Argythree almost 4 years ago
Love it!
Gent almost 4 years ago
Don’t try this at home, folks.
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
Firehouse Subs AND Pizza?
almost 4 years ago
Today’s strip is on fire!
rshive almost 4 years ago
Those unclear instructions will get you every time.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I always wondered how that worked.
Margherita Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Horace, you are my hero. Please, invite me for Pizza! :-)
pheets almost 4 years ago
Well… yeah..
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Next time use the oven, Horace….you would have scorched it anyways…
i_am_the_jam almost 4 years ago
Recycling strips, Samson? https://www.gocomics.com/darksideofthehorse/2016/02/07
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Masterpiece! Three good laughs from one strip. Thank you Samson!
J Short almost 4 years ago
Had a girlfriend who got so mean when she hadn’t eaten, that I and her kids threatened to make a In Case of Hunger Break Glass box with a sandwich in it.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
I don’t understand panels 3 and 4. That fire wasn’t in a case, and neither was the glass he broke.
InTraining almost 4 years ago
With his quick thinking, he narrowly avoided starting a horse fire…!
scyphi26 almost 4 years ago
So, I wonder…where does the fire go after it’s exited?
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If your house was on fire and you could only take one thing out, what would you take? The fire of course. (Not original to me but I can’t remember the source)
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
clever comic
kartis almost 4 years ago
He fired on the target. It took me a moment.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
OMD! I’m dyin!
rpmurray almost 4 years ago
Beside the elevator at work there was a “Break Glass in Case of Fire” box with a little hammer connected to it with a small chain. It didn’t take long for some SOB to steal the hammer.
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
When breaking the glass doesn’t work……..
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
On one of the Mad magazine thick specials, the bonus section had stamps. One of them said “In case of fire break glass. Not now stupid, in case of fire”. The joke I’m sure of, the context of the Mad item I may have gotten wrong.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
now that is taking the statement FIRE EXIT literally.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Moronic humor, sometimes its very absurdity is funny.
BC in NC Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well done!
tinstar almost 4 years ago
When was the last time anyone remembers seeing the little hammer, that goes to the fire extinguisher door?