Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 11, 2020

Prickly Pear… Pineapple… State Fair Champion Pumpkin…

Or hit on your coconut with a head of lettuce…..

I thought the food at Roz’s would make you cry out of pity for what it might have become in the hands of a skilled chef.

Or Flo’s cooking. (My sympathy to Andy Capp).

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…

the stench of durian is enough to bring you to tears…

Usually only the bill brings tears

Many people have been killed by falling coconuts.

Yeah, right. That’s why they use onion spray instead of PEPPER SPRAY for self defense products.

>>(shhh – I was going to mention my wife’s cooking, but she’s sitting right over there)<<

That explains a lot, Loon!

Habanero. ’Nuff said.

Or had a pie thrown in your face.

Someone has never eaten some truly hot peppers.

3 pound coconut dropping from about twenty feet will more than likely knock someone out, but tears would flow if the person failed to wake up.

Yoda warned me about that. Then a bird came up and poked my knees.

That’d bring tears to my eyes

What about horseradish? I’ve seen several people brought to tears by a good dose of horseradish.

The Perfesser looks like he’s been astounded by Loon.

No tears, just blackness, followed by a headache.

Ever used two halves of a coconut to make the sound of a horse clopping? NIT!

And another Sunday in which THEY forgot to change the comic for SUNDAY!!!

For Sunday’s Shoe, go see:

https://www.comicskingdom.com/

and no sunday?

GoComics drops the ball AGAIN!!!!! Arca has it though.

No strip for July 12?

http://www.shoecomics.com/

Gotten a little lazy; no Sunday comic. With COVID you’d think there was plenty of time