I hope the lice has been removed from the combs. I have a good idea about what a louse comb looks like, but I didn’t know that there were multiple designs or styles. I guess in Froglandia this is a common thing. Anyway, I’ve had lice once or twice as a kid. My Mom used one of those combs on me for awhile, then she got sick of trying to clean my lousy head and I ended up getting my head shaved. Good thing it was near the end of the school year. Some kids have nicely-shaped heads that look okay shaved. Not me. I have one of those lumpy, lopsided jobs that looks like a squirrel has half-buried a bunch of nuts up there. Instead of being smooth and round, my head is full of weird bumps.
Deadpan irony leaves me Breathless (and if you also read Dick Tracy, you may realize that isn’t so bad, necessarily).
Lice comb collections fit well into Cabinets of Curiosities, Museums of Oddities, and Medical Museums. —Right next to the preserved shaven heads of little kids. And for sure here in the Froglandian National Antiquarium….
There was no entrance fee for Madame’s Curio Museum of Lame-assery, but everyone was required to give an anal print at the door. It cut down on the thievery; sticky fingers be damned!
Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh, is it fashionable to display personal grooming paraphernalia? Nit-wits.
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
That was the worst lousy comb collection ever.
Jml58 almost 4 years ago
Thank you.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…Lice, it had to be lice…
…brought to you by the Froglandia Lice Museum…
…one of only seven lice museums in the world…
…oh waiter what is lice doing in my ice?…
…a Hans Solo impersonation…
… oxy chlorophyll with a little olly oxen freewill clean that right up…
…and before you clean my enema collection, Cloris, your blouse is on backwards…
…you can’t make me stay home from school because I have lice…
…that’s overreach…
painedsmile almost 4 years ago
I hope the lice has been removed from the combs. I have a good idea about what a louse comb looks like, but I didn’t know that there were multiple designs or styles. I guess in Froglandia this is a common thing. Anyway, I’ve had lice once or twice as a kid. My Mom used one of those combs on me for awhile, then she got sick of trying to clean my lousy head and I ended up getting my head shaved. Good thing it was near the end of the school year. Some kids have nicely-shaped heads that look okay shaved. Not me. I have one of those lumpy, lopsided jobs that looks like a squirrel has half-buried a bunch of nuts up there. Instead of being smooth and round, my head is full of weird bumps.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
All it takes is one kid to infect a school…ewww, now I have the heebeejeebees…..scratch scratch
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Good, thank you. Please put it in the case next to the palate spreaders, above the orthopedic shoes.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
There there my deary…
I will host a dinner tonight in your name.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Deadpan irony leaves me Breathless (and if you also read Dick Tracy, you may realize that isn’t so bad, necessarily).
Lice comb collections fit well into Cabinets of Curiosities, Museums of Oddities, and Medical Museums. —Right next to the preserved shaven heads of little kids. And for sure here in the Froglandian National Antiquarium….
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
May I share your lousy comb so I might make the lice a home?
If we stop sending our kids to school the head lice win!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
How do you comb lice, and why would you want to?
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
For the lameness of it: Comb collection … Combs … P. Diddy … Nitty Diddy … Nitty Gritty Diddy … etc. (pitiful ?)
Buoy almost 4 years ago
There was no entrance fee for Madame’s Curio Museum of Lame-assery, but everyone was required to give an anal print at the door. It cut down on the thievery; sticky fingers be damned!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
A new product on the frog market, the stock is rising..
Jake’s Lice Cream
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
Yesterday’s paperboy appreciates your service..
Bill Thompson almost 4 years ago
Did you clean every part?
Bill Thompson almost 4 years ago
I am so over your comb collection . . .
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
What child defaced this feature with a ball point pen and what was the motivation?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 4 years ago
Warren Beatty the Lice Shampoo..
Warning: Beat Lice my way or know a Beatty Shampoo ..