Tom Toles for May 20, 2020

He’s stoned on himself.

I will not be sorry if he manages to damage himself.

Unless he actually is demented and his mysophobia dominates, I don’t believe that he would actually consume something that would harm him. But that would not prevent him either from lying about taking it or from inducing others to try his life-threatening quack medicine.

Trump taking a deadly dangerous medication with severe side effects? Best news yet, except that I don’t believe this liar.

His family trusts are invested heavily in the manufacturer. He knows it is dangerous and doesn’t care if other people die.

I really do not believe he is taking it, but he wants others to sacrifice their lives for his investment portfolio, though I would be happier if it IS true.

Snake oil salesmen SELL the snake oil; they don’t drink it themselves.

Don’t forget to inject the Lysol, Donnie.

Chloroquine is the special magic potion which grants immunity to Covid-19, facts, truth and all responsibility and accountability.

Jim Jones would have been so proud…

The ghost of Jim Jones inhabits Trump’s soul.

(I know, I know, it’s arguable if he has one, but… this explains a lot, no?)

When the kool-aid is up the liar will be the only one standing.

Many people have told him it’s really good. Obama said to listen to the FDA about it’s use. You know what that means…………

Mmmmmm 16 comments but only 7 likes?

Don’t Drink the Kool-aid – {3 beats/line}

Were we his Kool-aid to drink,

we’d be causing our nation to sink.

{His base has us on the brink,

closer’n we’d like to think.}

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Among his main objectives

is to get us to share his perspectives,

so we’d thrill to his fascist invectives

and readily obey his directives.

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Has Kool-Aid dropped advertising on a certain entertainment network ? Did they ever? Asking for friend who voted once.

Eric’s got roadside stand in front of the White House. His dad will be so proud.

And be sure to remember the Clorox Chaser…

OH, and by the way…https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-calls-high-number-coronavirus-020938490.html

(Take-off from “Beer Barrel Polka” by Brown, Tim, Zeman, Vejovada)

“Fool-Aid Puke-ah”

There’s a garden, the Rose Garden,

Many loyal lackeys dance there,

And there’s seldom any chance there

For contradictory cants there.

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Oh! There’s music, and there’s prancing

‘Round the issues Trump’s advancing,

And when he says to dance his polka,

They all get into line:

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Verses:

Ev’ryone must take a great big drink,

No matter if they’d rather shrink

From the Fool-Aid barrels that wherein

There’s a spike of Hydroxychloroquine.

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The flavor mixes are unique:

Lemon-Lie-em and Impeachment-Leek,

Black-Bury, and Brown-Mex-Chile’s tasty, too,

And so is “Pelosi Witchhunt Brew.”

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Chorus:

Bring out the barrels,

Fool-Aid is served — don’t refuse!

Open the barrels,

Trump proffers his brand of bambooze.

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Drink ‘til you’re brain numb,

Logic and sense puke away.

Plenty more where that stuff came from —

Free drinks until Election Day!

Do you suppose that one of the secrets of his health reports is that he actually has malaria?

“I’m not just the president. I’m a client!”

The sad part is he’s dragging 43% down with him…unbeknownst to them….

Since March 20, the day after the president first mentioned chloroquine during a press briefing, the company’s stock value has increased by about 17.3%. That would mean the value of Trump’s shares in Sanofi has increased by nearly $260.

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/apr/09/facebook-posts/trump-has-tiny-financial-stake-company-manufacture/

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Trump would kill the USA for $260

Shouldn’t it be orange?

Wrong color. Trump Kool-aid is warm, yellow, and unsweetened.

Trump is doing it the old-fashioned way. The new improved way is to let leeches fill up on the stuff, and then attach the leeches to yourself!

We see and hear him claiming that he takes his own medicine, but has anybody trustworthy actually verified it?

I don’t believe one word that comes out of his mouth. Too bed too-I wish this were true-maybe we would be rid if him

‘Blatant lie’: Experts smack down Trump’s ‘false assertions’ about voting and threats against key swing states

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/blatant-lie-experts-smack-down-trumps-false-assertions-about-voting-and-threats-against-key-swing-states/

‘The absurd has become reality’: Impeachment lawyer says Trump’s threats against states prove Democrats’ case

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/the-absurd-has-become-reality-impeachment-lawyer-says-trumps-threats-against-states-prove-democrats-case/

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A Brain-dead Regime – {4 beats/line}

People who think that The Donald has cred

should think again, – ‘cause The Donald instead

has a brain which malfunctions in his head of lead

{{ his brain’s like a battery with its juices gone dead }}.

… Coda: – {3 beats/line}

Brain-dead’s the whole regime

of Trump’s dysfunctional team.

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Trump’s Faux Medication – {4 beats/line}

Trump is ingesting hydroxywhatever,

a med which surely a sane man would never

regard as effective and copasetic.

[[ His mind is flimsy and quite pathetic,

although The Donald thinks himself clever. ]]

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Easy enough to prove or disprove. The CDC and other groups now have a massive database of people diagnosed with Covid. Data that includes what they call co-morbidity factors. Those are pre-existing health problems for us regular folks.

Run them all through a data program and search for patients who are already taking hydroxychloroquine. We have 1.5 million cases here in the US. Do any of them have a regular HXQ Rx to treat malaria? Arthritis? Lupus?

If only a tiny number of Covid patients take HXQ for a pre-ex, you have part of the answer right there. How does that figure compare statistically with Covid patients who have those diseases but are NOT taking HXQ?

Is there a correlation between HXQ use and the occurrence of the really nasty respiratory inflammation caused by Covid? This ain’t rocket science. Why have we not seen any word of anyone doing this study? Get data from Africa and other regions that still deal with malaria on a large scale.

If THE ORANGE SLUSH’S MOUTH WAS OPEN, he was either lying or eating a hamberder.

My last hope is he’s actually telling the truth this time and the rest of the world proves right in saying it can be fatal.

[I’m sorry] I hope DT drinks the cool-aid while telling everyone else that it’s poison…I’m sorry. I’m not even from the USA and I think DT is poisionus to you people.

Keep drinking the cool-aid Trump!!