Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 11, 2020

That’s what Senator Belfry keeps telling us…..

In this case, truth is pretty subjective.

And her story is about as truthful as those fake eyelashes

PS I’ve seen some pretty grotesque fakes, including a few that doubled up

But the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

“It’s full of ups and downs. If you understand me.”

The story is as flaky as the ash from that smelly stogie that is sticking out of your face.

I know that life is a cereal and a board game.

Never thought I’d find myself saying this, but that is one smokin’ hot bird.

Nice rack

“Do you mean so far?”

That answer is pure Groucho Marx down to the way Shoe is holding his cigar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=xR5oBGIcYDc&feature=emb_logo

allegedly -—

…….but, still completely unbelievable …….and boring! ;o}

Only truth here…he’s alive.

But the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Now that is funny!

Objects in mirror are closer than expected ;~|

You really know you are in trouble when you wake up in the morning and Don’t Have a Clue Who You Are With because Everything You Remember is Stacked on the dresser next to Their Clothes. :-}

I’m surprised she hasn’t already left..not many women will hang around a lit cigar.