Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 05, 2020

Clark Kent’s been a pain ever since he switched from news to sports. But hey, at least he finds a way to get up to the R.U. Sirius whenever he needs to be there.

I want to see that guy when he tries to narrate an event with the Irritable Belle as the protagonist.

With Brewster and Pam taking care of the alien invasions, the Men in Black have apparently sunk to a new low.

At least it’s not Howard Cosell

“How can they call this a legitimate sport?!!”

Uhhhhhhh…we’re supposed to use teaspoons to eat cereal? Wouldn’t that take several hours? I’m just asking for a friend….

I want to hear the finish. Will there be any milk left?

The bowl color mostly depends on how long ago he washed it.

He must have been their color commentator.

Conjures memories of the International Sex Games sketch from the movie, The Groove Tube.

Kato! My fly swatter! The large one!

Ugh I hate to see what this announcer does when ppl want to use the bathroom…..ok have at it commentators

“And here we have Winky rehearsing a scene with Killbot…”

“Line?”

“Ah, my spleen.”

“Oh, right, right. AAAAA, my spleeeeen!”

And now he’s apparently going to try to eat with a knife! Wait! He’s spinning around…OUCH!

Mr Rickard has caught the flavor of sportcasting to a hair. The only thing worse (if it can be believed) is “interviews” with athletes, which are the closest thing to Kabuki theater in the western world (minus the aesthetically pleasing costumes).

With major sports shut down, broadcasters are having to try new things. They will be televising the International Origami Championships. It’s on Paperview.

Sneeze at him.

That looks more like a Cooking Spoon.