Henry Payne for April 15, 2020

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    Judge Magney  about 4 years ago

    And more power to her!

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    If there were any justice, Payne would catch Covid-19 from not self isolating. If there were great justice, he’d turn out to have the not-quite-lethal bad reaction to it, and would arise from his sick bed enlightened. Not really sure he could maintain that state though: I doubt he’d find it comfortable.

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    braindead Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Not to worry, Payne.

    YOUR GUY says it will be gone in April when the weather warms up.

    In the meantime, there are plenty of garbage bags for medical personnel and anyone who wants a test can get a test.

    And there is plenty of hand sanitizer to deal with the blood on your hands.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    She should be president instead of that orange idiot thing the Republicans keep in office.

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    jdeathlogan  about 4 years ago

    The Governor of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, issued an executive order (2020-42) on April 9 extending the state’s stay-at-home order through May. The order expands social distancing measures that were already implemented, including restrictions on in-person commerce in large stores. People in Michigan can buy flags, seeds and baby seats.

    One of the commenters on this site wrote: There’s stupid and then there’s Henry Payne stupid. I forget who that was, but they were on the mark.

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    I’m starting to think that Payne (and a few others) are in a betting pool to pick the highest number of COVID-19 deaths in a day, and he wants to pump the numbers up.

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    KennethJ.Grider  about 4 years ago

    Payne practices social distancing too by being far removed from reality.

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    FJB  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “All my shortcomings are someone else’s fault”, typical lib response. “I’m a victim”.

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    Ontman  about 4 years ago

    I wish she had added, No Payne…but free speech and all.

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    suzalee  about 4 years ago

    She is taking care of her people. That’s what a leader does

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    Patjade  about 4 years ago

    So the dumbest political cartoonist wants to get CV-19? What’s stopping him? Why does he wish it on others? Why does he resort to hyperbole to ridicule safe actions? Is he really that stupid? (why yes, yes he is).

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    it’s amazing to see payne doing a comic that praises good behavior…

    oh, wait, he wasn’t…

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    mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The most amazing medical genius, Henry Payne, emulating his orange idol, the Angel of Death with how to combat the COVID-45 virus.

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    Pontiac Mick  about 4 years ago

    Since traffic is down they should fix the potholes in the streets that have been there since the ’70s.

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    pc368dude  about 4 years ago

    Still hoping for a cabinet appointment, are we?

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    jhayesd31  about 4 years ago

    No Masks no PPE no Help from the Federal Government because she didn’t Kiss Trump ass Enough.

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    brit-ed  about 4 years ago

    No golfing; there you go. Does Trump have golf courses in Michigan? Idiot.If you don’t take precautions, you will very likely stop breathing and not by order of the state.

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    thelordthygod666  about 4 years ago

    Henry, a colleague of mine has the virus. What’s your address? He can come over and you two could discuss appropriate actions.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s good to see that in this time of toilet paper and other shortages in the grocery store Mr Payne can still get his two bowls of stupid for breakfast every morning.

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    Aliquid  about 4 years ago

    Thanks for the uplifting cartoon about how Michigan is doing it right. I didn’t know you had switched sides.

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    Diamond Lil  about 4 years ago

    No kowtowing to the imbeciles in DC either. No bending over when his orangeship tells her to. And – OMG-leadership!

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    ferddo  about 4 years ago

    Welcome to the Kingdom of the United States. Donald J. Trump, acting proprietor.

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    XtopherSD  about 4 years ago

    Payne, do you even read any of your local news, or are you just a callous cartoonist? https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/04/12/covid-19-numbers-continue-climb-over-26-000-cases-almost-1-500-deaths/2979200001/

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    lonecat  about 4 years ago

    I’m a firm believer in free speech. I don’t want to censer Payne or anyone else. But I also want to have the right to say that he is one of the stupidest people I’ve ever come across. And verging on dangerous.

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    AndrewSihler  about 4 years ago

    And your point, Mr Payne, is . . . ?

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    PaulGoes  about 4 years ago

    Actually, the “No breathing” only applies if you ignore the rest.

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    jmcenanly  about 4 years ago

    I usually don’t try to judge a person by their looks, but lately, I’ve noticed a striking resemblance between Governor Whitmer and Jane Badler, who played the villain Diana in the V miniseries and two subsequent series.

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    scifiguy  about 4 years ago

    Never wish ill on someone, the universe has a bad habit of returning to sender… however…

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    She may have gone a bit over the top, but it’s only for a few weeks — get a grip people.

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