Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 11, 2020

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    As it does everywhere!

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    Well, at least if it stays there it’s probably not bothering anyone…

    Oh right, the Internet.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    3Hour rocket trip strip…

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    Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hose, shapers, girdles, compression garments — none of them will work.

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 4 years ago

    That statement is unsupportable.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    Tangled wangled up in Teresa’s fish net house.. If i were a pair of fish nets..

    I’d fish in the morning…

    I’d fish in the evening….

    All over this world…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    …and if that mockingbird don’t sing…

    I am going to buy a bag of Easter jelly beans…

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    At least the insupportable moral superiority isn’t alloyed by prevarication.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    Guess it’s time to fly North … AGAIN …! Legally, of course ….

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

     

    Who gets to decide?

    (3 geese on a rooftop aren’t the boss of me)

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    Good to know.

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    Ray_C  about 4 years ago

    “Moral Superiority is like a big flock of birds sitting on your roof. You can’t stop them from flying over…but you can stop one from building a nest in your chimney.”

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    Ray_C  about 4 years ago

    I think it was Billy Graham who once said something like that. I’m sure it wasn’t W.C. Fields.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    Froglandian moral to the story..

    Geese landing near the pond full of reeds best not eat the Reese’s as it shall read in house of frogs…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    I got my golden goose egg goosed in jack and the bean stock…

    — Stand By Me WiFi Willy

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    6turtle9  about 4 years ago

    I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 4 years ago

    Polliwogs for my hibernation entertainment.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Three Crazy Nights In Las Vegas.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Not much to look at, but to Insupportable Moral Superiority and its relatives it is home. And that’s enough, even for those who know they are superior. It is not infra dig[nitatem]

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    Superfrog  about 4 years ago

    Those are male geese. Moral superiority supports proper gander.

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