Clay Bennett for April 11, 2020

Psht. Fake ’toon. Yeah, he wants to look good, but it would never occur to him to wish someone (other than himself) well.

He’d say, “you’re fired for making me look bad, get out of here before I have some one shoot you.”

Nothing makes him look bad. It’s everyone else that looks bad because it’s all their fault.

But, he’s getting such good ratings! Isn’t that what really matters.

“Me for me, and all for me!” D. Bonespurs.

Dtumpmark, when you want to send the very worst…

In (the empty) space (between their ears) no one (in the RePugnantcan party, and especially him) can (because no one cares to) hear your screams. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (Republicans gave a crap about anybody except those who were white, super-rich males). When our world ended, their mission began. Time is not important, only (his political) life is important. Be afraid, be very afraid.

So this is where the Ayn Rand dream come true (of greed and serving self first) has taken us. And the “Republicans” think this is a good thing?

He looked bad before the pandemic.

As if he could EVER CARE about another person…

A new line of Hallmark cards.

This is just terrible. All the uneducated people who don’t understand science and medicine will catch the virus and die, all the Trump followers who get their news from Fox will die, all the religious people who are packing the churches will die, all the Conservatives who mistrust government will die. Soon there will be no one left in America but intelligent educated Liberals.

And how bad is that!

Were I to receive such a card, I would immediately pen an acknowledgement, “Dear Mr. Trump, Thank you but you need no help from me, sir. Sincerely, . . . .”

What a complete and utter disgusting imbecile ….BOO HISS

When this is over.. and it will, sort of, at some point.. trump will take full credit for it.

In every aspect of looking bad, Trump doesn’t need any help. He’s got that one covered by himself.

No, he’s more like it’s all your fault ! You’re getting sick and dying just to ruin my NUMBERS!!!

Bennett captured the ‘Narcissistic Moron’ quite well!

“Do you think this death makes my apathy look big?”

That sums it up. Not too concern about lives, just himself. “Hey, I’m number one on Facebook!” and “I have a higher rating that The Bachelor”. Just the same old thing – starting with his “Yuge crowds, Yugest crowds…” at his inaugural.

Go to church and get to work, billionaires need their republican tax breaks.

So true

And November is fast approaching…..just keepin’it real,folks…..

This is a “Get Lost Soon” card.