Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 06, 2020

Nobody forced him to have noisy pets.

Noise cancelling headphones help.

Now you know what your neighbors have been putting up with while you’re away at work.

My chatty coworker is a parrot. A parrot that likes attention.

Pets will always think you are home just for them!

It’s not the talking. It’s the sitting on the keyboard and the batting of pencils under the furniture.

We had contractors working on part of our house, the dog was going crazy. Good think my phone has a mute button on it.

Office gossip is the worst…

While every office needs a shredder, there are quieter models.

He flead to the basement.

Close the door…..Er….that doesn’t work either….

And 12-gauge by the door loaded with 0-0 Magnums. One shot will cut you in half, but not as cleanly as a modern day Gatling gun. Yes I have Johnson’s deodorizers for the smell of napalm in the morning.

Especially when they hear a squirrel outside the windows!